1 000:001:34,721 --> 000:001:35,790 Hello 2 000:001:36,921 --> 000:001:37,956 Yes? 3 000:001:41,001 --> 000:001:41,911 What? 4 000:001:42,041 --> 000:001:43,759 Sir, kindly switch off your mobile phone 5 000:001:44,201 --> 000:001:45,919 Just one sec, please 6 000:001:56,321 --> 000:001:57,356 Excuse me 7 000:002:16,081 --> 000:002:17,036 Excuse me 8 000:002:17,281 --> 000:002:18,316 Sir, please sit down 9 000:002:28,001 --> 000:002:29,480 Captain, there's a medical emergency 10 000:002:29,601 --> 000:002:31,319 A passenger has just fallen down in the aisle 11 000:002:31,441 --> 000:002:34,194 Delhi, Air India 101 returning due to medical emergency 12 000:002:42,801 --> 000:002:43,677 Excuse me, sir 13 000:002:55,681 --> 000:002:56,716 Hold on ! 14 000:003:06,121 --> 000:003:09,875 I'm fine now, thanks. Carry on, please 15 000:003:11,321 --> 000:003:12,595 Wait 16 000:003:41,281 --> 000:003:44,000 Get the car! - Mr. Dhillon? 17 000:003:44,281 --> 000:003:46,431 Want the name tattooed? Get the car 18 000:003:49,441 --> 000:003:50,271 To the hotel, sir? 19 000:003:50,521 --> 000:003:53,035 Yes, yes, but via Vasant Vihar 20 000:003:55,201 --> 000:003:56,714 Step on the gas, dude ! 21 000:004:08,801 --> 000:004:09,950 Yeah, Farhan? 22 000:004:10,081 --> 000:004:12,470 Get ready. I'll pick you up in five minutes 23 000:004:12,721 --> 000:004:13,631 What happened? 24 000:004:13,921 --> 000:004:15,593 Chatur called. Remember him? 25 000:004:16,361 --> 000:004:17,555 The 'Silencer'? 26 000:004:17,721 --> 000:004:18,597 Yeah 27 000:004:20,281 --> 000:004:21,999 He said Rancho is coming 28 000:004:24,121 --> 000:004:24,997 What? 29 000:004:25,161 --> 000:004:28,710 He said - Come to the campus at 8. On the tank 30 000:004:30,241 --> 000:004:31,151 Oh shucks ! 31 000:004:31,281 --> 000:004:32,157 Hurry! 32 000:004:32,321 --> 000:004:33,436 Ok 33 000:004:38,801 --> 000:004:41,395 Honey, I'll be back soon. Oh, shoes 34 000:004:42,401 --> 000:004:43,390 We found our buddy 35 000:004:46,041 --> 000:004:46,871 What? 36 000:004:47,841 --> 000:004:49,160 Tell me later, bye 37 000:004:50,081 --> 000:004:51,400 You forgot your pants 38 000:005:01,401 --> 000:005:02,356 Now to the hotel, sir? 39 000:005:02,481 --> 000:005:05,439 Yes, but via Imperial College of Engineering 40 000:005:06,001 --> 000:005:06,877 Ok sir 41 000:005:06,961 --> 000:005:07,871 Forgot my socks 42 000:005:08,641 --> 000:005:09,710 More than just your socks 43 000:005:09,921 --> 000:005:11,513 Your pants 44 000:005:11,761 --> 000:005:12,591 Oh no 45 000:005:24,481 --> 000:005:27,678 Now get my brother from the airport 46 000:005:27,801 --> 000:005:28,950 Same last name - Dhillon 47 000:005:29,121 --> 000:005:32,557 This is Dhillon. Where's my cab? On the runway? 48 000:005:52,241 --> 000:005:53,071 Hey Rancho 49 000:005:53,281 --> 000:005:54,794 Hey Chatur, where's Rancho? 50 000:005:55,401 --> 000:005:56,675 Rancho 51 000:005:57,521 --> 000:005:58,431 Where's Rancho? 52 000:005:59,041 --> 000:006:01,032 Welcome, idiots 53 000:006:05,361 --> 000:006:06,510 Some 'madeira' for you? 54 000:006:07,881 --> 000:006:11,078 The same rum you guzzled those days 55 000:006:11,881 --> 000:006:12,916 Have a drink 56 000:006:13,641 --> 000:006:14,710 Where is Rancho? 57 000:006:15,161 --> 000:006:18,358 Patience.. First look at this 58 000:006:19,601 --> 000:006:22,593 Don't eye my wife.. Check out the mansion behind, idiots 59 000:006:23,041 --> 000:006:24,759 $ 3.5 million 60 000:006:25,961 --> 000:006:27,758 Swimming pool - heated ! 61 000:006:28,641 --> 000:006:30,916 Living room - maple wood flooring 62 000:006:31,321 --> 000:006:34,631 My new Lambhorghini 6496 cc - 63 000:006:35,401 --> 000:006:36,356 very fast 64 000:006:36,521 --> 000:006:38,432 Why're you showing us all this? 65 000:006:39,081 --> 000:006:39,911 Forgot? 66 000:006:43,041 --> 000:006:43,871 What's this? 67 000:006:44,401 --> 000:006:46,198 '5th September'. Today's date 68 000:007:03,361 --> 000:007:05,033 I challenge you 69 000:007:05,321 --> 000:007:07,357 We'll meet again after ten years 70 000:007:07,721 --> 000:007:09,632 Same day.. Same place 71 000:007:10,161 --> 000:007:12,755 We'll see who's more successful 72 000:007:13,161 --> 000:007:17,632 Have the balls? C'mon, bet! 73 000:007:18,241 --> 000:007:23,076 Remember? I'd challenged that idiot right here 74 000:007:23,561 --> 000:007:26,553 I kept my promise. I'm back 75 000:007:27,361 --> 000:007:31,149 Jackass ! I aborted a flight, he forgot his pants 76 000:007:31,241 --> 000:007:32,310 all to meet Rancho 77 000:007:33,041 --> 000:007:35,236 5 years we've searched. Don't know if he's alive 78 000:007:35,361 --> 000:007:37,921 and you think he'll show up for your silly bet 79 000:007:38,121 --> 000:007:42,080 I know he won't show up 80 000:007:42,721 --> 000:007:44,473 You gonna break his jaw or should I 81 000:007:46,201 --> 000:007:47,554 So why'd you call us here? 82 000:007:47,681 --> 000:007:48,875 To meet Rancho 83 000:007:49,281 --> 000:007:53,240 Come and see where I've reached and where he rots 84 000:007:53,401 --> 000:007:54,720 So you know where Rancho is? 85 000:007:56,281 --> 000:007:57,760 Yes 86 000:007:59,161 --> 000:008:00,037 Where? 87 000:008:01,241 --> 000:008:02,959 He is in Shimla 88 000:008:08,561 --> 000:008:13,954 Free as the wind was he 89 000:008:15,401 --> 000:008:20,521 Like a soaring kite was he 90 000:008:22,321 --> 000:008:28,191 Where did he go... let's find him 91 000:008:42,681 --> 000:008:45,673 Free as the wind was he 92 000:008:47,561 --> 000:008:50,678 Like a soaring kite was he 93 000:008:52,521 --> 000:008:55,957 Where did he go... let's find him 94 000:008:58,881 --> 000:009:02,078 We were led by the path we took 95 000:009:02,281 --> 000:009:05,318 While he carved a path of his own 96 000:009:05,521 --> 000:009:10,675 Stumbling, rising, carefree walked he 97 000:009:12,081 --> 000:009:15,232 We fretted about the morrow 98 000:009:15,481 --> 000:009:18,473 He simply reveled in today 99 000:009:18,721 --> 000:009:24,193 Living each moment to the fullest 100 000:009:25,481 --> 000:009:28,598 Where did he come from... 101 000:009:32,001 --> 000:009:35,630 He who touched our hearts and vanished... 102 000:009:38,561 --> 000:009:41,997 Where did he go... let's find him 103 000:009:48,161 --> 000:009:51,471 In scorching Sun, he was like a patch of shade... 104 000:009:51,641 --> 000:009:54,713 In an endless desert, like an oasis...... 105 000:009:54,961 --> 000:009:59,512 On a bruised heart, like soothing balm was he 106 000:100:01,481 --> 000:100:04,598 Afraid, we stayed confined in the well 107 000:100:04,761 --> 000:100:07,798 Fearless, he frolicked in the river 108 000:100:08,001 --> 000:100:13,280 Never hesitating to swim against the tide 109 000:100:14,881 --> 000:100:18,032 He wandered lonesome as a cloud 110 000:100:19,841 --> 000:100:22,992 ... Yet he was our dearest friend 111 000:100:24,681 --> 000:100:27,957 Where did he go... let's find him 112 000:100:28,281 --> 000:100:29,111 Rancho 113 000:100:29,521 --> 000:100:31,591 Ranchhoddas Shamaldas Chanchad 114 000:100:32,321 --> 000:100:35,393 He was as unique as his name 115 000:100:36,081 --> 000:100:38,800 From birth we were taught - Life is a race 116 000:100:39,201 --> 000:100:42,113 Run fast or you 'll be trampled 117 000:100:43,121 --> 000:100:46,477 Even to be born, one had to race 300 million sperms 118 000:100:48,641 --> 000:100:52,111 1978.. I was born at 5.15 pm 119 000:100:52,561 --> 000:100:55,234 At 5.1 6, my father announced 120 000:100:55,401 --> 000:100:59,758 My son will be an engineer. - Farhan Qureshi. B..Tech. Engineer 121 000:100:59,961 --> 000:101:01,314 And my fate was sealed 122 000:101:03,761 --> 000:101:06,594 What I wanted to be...... no one asked 123 000:101:27,921 --> 000:101:30,481 Raju Rastogi...... Ranchhoddas Chanchad 124 000:101:32,161 --> 000:101:33,037 Room number? 125 000:101:35,881 --> 000:101:36,757 D-26 126 000:101:38,441 --> 000:101:39,351 C'mon 127 000:101:39,601 --> 000:101:41,239 I'm Man Mohan. MM 128 000:101:41,601 --> 000:101:43,159 These engineers call me Millimeter 129 000:101:43,521 --> 000:101:45,716 For eggs, bread, milk, laundry 130 000:101:45,841 --> 000:101:47,513 finishing journals, copying assignments 131 000:101:47,761 --> 000:101:51,117 I'm your guy.. Fixed rates.. No bargaining 132 000:101:51,641 --> 000:101:53,199 Hey wait, hold this 133 000:101:55,641 --> 000:101:59,236 Meet Kilobyte, Megabyte, and their mother Gigabyte 134 000:101:59,361 --> 000:102:01,238 Go ahead, click - this family doesn't bite 135 000:102:07,321 --> 000:102:09,437 Check him out...... another God-fearing soul 136 000:102:14,041 --> 000:102:16,157 Hi.. Farhan Qureshi - I'm Raju Rastogi 137 000:102:20,441 --> 000:102:21,430 Don't worry 138 000:102:22,081 --> 000:102:25,676 a few days here and hell lose faith in God 139 000:102:26,681 --> 000:102:29,479 Then naked babes will be on the wall, and he'll say - 140 000:102:30,121 --> 000:102:32,840 Oh God, give me one chance with her 141 000:102:33,401 --> 000:102:34,516 Get out of here 142 000:102:35,161 --> 000:102:37,277 Four bucks. Two per bag 143 000:102:39,401 --> 000:102:41,073 Here's five. Keep the change 144 000:102:41,401 --> 000:102:45,360 Thanks boss. For your tip, here's one in return - 145 000:102:46,401 --> 000:102:49,359 Wear your best underwear tonight 146 000:102:51,681 --> 000:102:52,670 Why? 147 000:102:54,121 --> 000:102:57,113 Your Majesty, thou art great 148 000:102:58,041 --> 000:103:00,191 Accept this humble offering 149 000:103:00,401 --> 000:103:02,232 Ha... here's a He-Man 150 000:103:03,921 --> 000:103:07,709 What a pretty piece. Cute and compact 151 000:103:08,041 --> 000:103:09,440 A campus tradition - On Day 1... 152 000:103:10,641 --> 000:103:12,040 Freshmen must pay their respects to Seniors 153 000:103:12,881 --> 000:103:14,314 in their underwear 154 000:103:14,961 --> 000:103:17,714 This is when we first saw Rancho 155 000:103:26,881 --> 000:103:27,757 Spiderman 156 000:103:28,241 --> 000:103:29,117 Batman 157 000:103:35,441 --> 000:103:38,274 Fresh meat 158 000:103:38,561 --> 000:103:41,712 Greetings. Drop your pants, get stamped 159 000:103:41,801 --> 000:103:42,631 Name? 160 000:103:42,721 --> 000:103:44,393 'Ranchhoddas Shamaldas Chanchad' 161 000:103:45,601 --> 000:103:48,399 What a mouthful ! Needs serious cramming 162 000:103:49,201 --> 000:103:50,111 Come on - pants off 163 000:103:51,801 --> 000:103:54,269 Being stubborn? 164 000:103:59,561 --> 000:104:01,916 Wet pants not good, kiddo. Take them off 165 000:104:03,241 --> 000:104:04,959 Aal izz well - What's that? 166 000:104:05,121 --> 000:104:06,634 Aal izz Well 167 000:104:06,721 --> 000:104:07,597 What did he say? 168 000:104:08,041 --> 000:104:10,794 Someone tell him.. Hey James Bond 169 000:104:11,081 --> 000:104:12,070 Make him understand 170 000:104:13,601 --> 000:104:15,831 Take off your pants or they are going to piss on you 171 000:104:15,961 --> 000:104:18,395 Hey 007! Ashamed to speak Hindi? 172 000:104:18,481 --> 000:104:21,917 Sorry sir, I was born in Uganda, studied in Pondicherry 173 000:104:22,001 --> 000:104:23,400 so little slow in Hindi 174 000:104:23,521 --> 000:104:26,558 So explain slowly. No hurry 175 000:104:28,801 --> 000:104:29,836 Feeling cold? 176 000:104:30,561 --> 000:104:32,517 Pray undress 177 000:104:33,081 --> 000:104:37,472 or he'll do 'urine-expulsion' on you 178 000:104:38,601 --> 000:104:40,273 Calls pissing 'urine-expulsion' ! 179 000:104:41,721 --> 000:104:43,996 A true linguist in the land of engineers ! 180 000:104:49,321 --> 000:104:50,913 Hey, come out of there 181 000:104:59,081 --> 000:105:00,070 Come out or... 182 000:105:01,161 --> 000:105:04,198 or I'll do 'urine-expulsion' on your door 183 000:105:12,401 --> 000:105:15,279 If you aren't out by the count of ten 184 000:105:16,041 --> 000:105:20,398 I'll do 'urine-expulsion' on your door all semester 185 000:105:24,081 --> 000:105:24,991 One 186 000:105:27,961 --> 000:105:29,280 Two 187 000:105:35,441 --> 000:105:36,476 Three 188 000:105:46,521 --> 000:105:47,874 Four 189 000:105:51,841 --> 000:105:52,876 Five 190 000:105:58,841 --> 000:106:00,115 Six 191 000:106:06,201 --> 000:106:07,316 Seven 192 000:106:13,561 --> 000:106:14,630 Eight 193 000:106:19,561 --> 000:106:20,710 Nine 194 000:106:29,801 --> 000:106:30,995 Ten 195 000:107:14,961 --> 000:107:19,318 Salt water is a great conductor of electricity.. 8th Grade Physics 196 000:107:19,881 --> 000:107:22,395 We had studied it. He applied it 197 000:107:27,441 --> 000:107:31,275 Dr. Viru Sahastrabuddhe was the Director of ICE 198 000:107:31,721 --> 000:107:34,633 Students called him Virus, computer Virus 199 000:107:35,041 --> 000:107:37,475 Virus on the way, with eggs 200 000:107:37,721 --> 000:107:41,111 Freshmen are summoned. Come quickly 201 000:107:41,401 --> 000:107:43,869 Virus was the most competitive man we had ever seen 202 000:107:44,601 --> 000:107:48,071 He couldn 't bear anyone getting ahead of him 203 000:107:51,641 --> 000:107:54,792 To save time, his shirts had Velcro 204 000:107:55,081 --> 000:107:56,400 and his ties had hooks 205 000:107:58,761 --> 000:108:02,720 He'd trained his mind to write with both hands simultaneously 206 000:108:06,201 --> 000:108:10,114 Everyday at 2 pm he took a 7 ½ minute power nap 207 000:108:10,521 --> 000:108:11,715 with an opera as lullaby 208 000:108:14,801 --> 000:108:16,200 Govind, his valet, had instructions 209 000:108:16,401 --> 000:108:22,192 to carry out all unproductive tasks such as shaving, nail-cutting etc 210 000:108:38,681 --> 000:108:40,990 What is this? - Sir, nest 211 000:108:41,081 --> 000:108:43,311 Whose? - A koel bird's nest, sir 212 000:108:43,401 --> 000:108:44,356 Wrong 213 000:108:45,601 --> 000:108:47,159 A koel bird never makes her own nest 214 000:108:48,201 --> 000:108:50,556 She lays her eggs in other nests 215 000:108:52,441 --> 000:108:55,239 And when they hatch, what do they do? 216 000:108:57,081 --> 000:109:02,519 They push the other eggs out of the nest 217 000:109:06,321 --> 000:109:07,276 Competition over 218 000:109:08,561 --> 000:109:11,951 Their life begins with murder. That's nature 219 000:109:13,041 --> 000:109:15,236 Compete or die 220 000:109:17,001 --> 000:109:19,151 You also are like the koel birds 221 000:109:23,361 --> 000:109:27,513 And these are the eggs you smashed to get into ICE 222 000:109:27,961 --> 000:109:32,751 Don't forget, ICE gets 400,000 applications a year 223 000:109:32,961 --> 000:109:37,113 and only 200 are selected - You ! 224 000:109:37,721 --> 000:109:42,158 And these? Finished. Broken eggs 225 000:109:44,321 --> 000:109:46,596 My son...... he tried for three years 226 000:109:48,721 --> 000:109:50,837 Rejected. Every time 227 000:109:53,081 --> 000:109:54,639 Remember, life is a race 228 000:109:55,601 --> 000:109:58,718 If you don't run fast, you'll get trampled 229 000:109:59,401 --> 000:200:01,198 Let me tell you a very interesting story 230 000:200:03,401 --> 000:200:04,595 This is an astronaut pen 231 000:200:05,841 --> 000:200:08,355 Fountain pens and ballpoint pens don't work in outer space 232 000:200:09,161 --> 000:200:13,234 So scientists spent millions to invent this pen 233 000:200:13,641 --> 000:200:17,714 It can write at any angle, in any temperature, in zero gravity 234 000:200:18,081 --> 000:200:19,799 One day, when I was a student 235 000:200:20,121 --> 000:200:21,759 the Director of our institute called me 236 000:200:22,161 --> 000:200:24,356 He said, 'Viru Sahastrabuddhe.' I said, 'Yes sir' 237 000:200:24,481 --> 000:200:25,880 'Come here!' I got scared 238 000:200:27,201 --> 000:200:28,350 He showed me this pen 239 000:200:29,801 --> 000:200:31,951 He said, 'This is a symbol of excellence' 240 000:200:33,681 --> 000:200:34,670 'I give it to you' 241 000:200:36,361 --> 000:200:40,195 'When you come across an extraordinary student like yourself 242 000:200:40,841 --> 000:200:42,399 ...pass it onto him' 243 000:200:43,681 --> 000:200:47,594 For 32 years, I've been waiting for that student 244 000:200:47,961 --> 000:200:49,076 But no luck 245 000:200:51,561 --> 000:200:53,711 Anyone here, who'll strive to win this pen? 246 000:200:56,241 --> 000:200:58,232 Good. Put your hands down 247 000:201:02,761 --> 000:201:05,036 Shall I post it on the notice board? Hands down 248 000:201:05,521 --> 000:201:06,749 One question, sir 249 000:201:08,281 --> 000:201:11,512 Sir, if pens didn't work in outer space 250 000:201:12,001 --> 000:201:14,561 why didn't the astronauts use a pencil? 251 000:201:16,241 --> 000:201:17,356 They'd have saved millions 252 000:201:29,841 --> 000:201:31,240 I will get back to you on this 253 000:201:35,121 --> 000:201:37,271 He zaps a Senior's privates at night 254 000:201:37,441 --> 000:201:40,592 fingers the Director in the day. Best avoid him 255 000:201:40,801 --> 000:201:42,757 You deflated Virus's erection 256 000:201:42,961 --> 000:201:46,636 Your Majesty, thou art great. Accept this humble offering 257 000:201:46,801 --> 000:201:49,110 Buzz off. You don't have school? 258 000:201:49,441 --> 000:201:50,954 Who'll pay for it? Your pop? 259 000:201:51,041 --> 000:201:54,238 Keep off my dad ! - Relax 260 000:201:54,721 --> 000:201:58,077 For school you don't need tuition money, just a uniform 261 000:201:58,281 --> 000:202:03,480 Pick a school, buy the uniform, slip into class 262 000:202:04,161 --> 000:202:05,674 In that sea of kids, no one will notice 263 000:202:06,281 --> 000:202:08,954 If I get caught? - Then new uniform, new school 264 000:202:09,841 --> 000:202:11,240 See that? - He was different... 265 000:202:11,721 --> 000:202:14,758 He challenged conventions at every stage 266 000:202:15,361 --> 000:202:17,955 A free-spirited bird had landed in Virus's nest 267 000:202:18,841 --> 000:202:21,594 We were robots, blindly following our professors ' commands 268 000:202:22,241 --> 000:202:24,709 He was the only one who was not a machine 269 000:202:24,881 --> 000:202:27,236 What is a machine? 270 000:202:32,361 --> 000:202:33,919 Why're you smiling? 271 000:202:35,521 --> 000:202:37,955 Sir, to study Engineering was a childhood dream 272 000:202:38,761 --> 000:202:41,116 I'm so happy to be here finally 273 000:202:41,841 --> 000:202:45,356 No need to be so happy. Define a machine 274 000:202:46,841 --> 000:202:49,992 A machine is anything that reduces human effort 275 000:202:50,401 --> 000:202:51,720 Will you please elaborate? 276 000:202:55,161 --> 000:203:00,155 Anything that simplifies work, or saves time, is a machine 277 000:203:01,961 --> 000:203:04,156 It's a warm day, press a button, get a blast of air 278 000:203:04,241 --> 000:203:05,560 The fan... A machine ! 279 000:203:06,201 --> 000:203:09,193 Speak to a friend miles away. The telephone...... A machine ! 280 000:203:09,521 --> 000:203:12,319 Compute millions in seconds.. The calculator... A machine! 281 000:203:13,041 --> 000:203:14,918 We're surrounded by machines 282 000:203:15,441 --> 000:203:17,830 From a pen's nib to a pants' zip - all machines 283 000:203:18,161 --> 000:203:20,550 Up and down in a second. Up, down, up, down... 284 000:203:23,241 --> 000:203:24,674 What is the definition? 285 000:203:25,401 --> 000:203:26,993 I just gave it to you, sir 286 000:203:28,601 --> 000:203:31,991 You'll write this in the exam? This is a machine - up, down... 287 000:203:32,801 --> 000:203:34,678 Idiot! Anybody else? 288 000:203:35,361 --> 000:203:36,191 Yes? 289 000:203:36,441 --> 000:203:38,750 Sir, machines are any combination of bodies so connected 290 000:203:38,841 --> 000:203:40,354 that their relative motions are constrained 291 000:203:40,481 --> 000:203:42,790 and by which means, force and motion may be transmitted 292 000:203:42,921 --> 000:203:45,116 and modified as a screw and its nut, or a lever arranged 293 000:203:45,241 --> 000:203:47,801 to turn about a fulcrum or a pulley about its pivot, etc 294 000:203:47,961 --> 000:203:49,917 especially, a construction, more or less complex 295 000:203:50,001 --> 000:203:51,832 consisting of a combination of moving parts, or 296 000:203:51,921 --> 000:203:55,118 simple mechanical elements, as wheels, levers, cams etc 297 000:203:56,401 --> 000:203:57,311 Wonderful 298 000:203:57,601 --> 000:203:59,000 Perfect. Please sit down 299 000:203:59,241 --> 000:204:00,515 Thank you 300 000:204:02,041 --> 000:204:04,760 But sir, I said the same thing, in simple language 301 000:204:04,961 --> 000:204:08,749 If you prefer simple language, join an Arts and Commerce college 302 000:204:08,881 --> 000:204:10,678 But sir, one must get the meaning too 303 000:204:11,241 --> 000:204:14,153 What's the point of blindly cramming a bookish definition 304 000:204:14,401 --> 000:204:15,959 You think you're smarter than the book? 305 000:204:16,321 --> 000:204:21,076 Write the textbook definition, mister, if you want to pass 306 000:204:21,241 --> 000:204:22,913 But there are other books...... - Get out! 307 000:204:23,881 --> 000:204:25,109 Why? 308 000:204:25,281 --> 000:204:27,237 In simple language - Out! 309 000:204:36,681 --> 000:204:37,591 Idiot! 310 000:204:39,561 --> 000:204:41,950 So, we were discussing the machine... 311 000:204:43,481 --> 000:204:44,391 Why're you back? 312 000:204:45,481 --> 000:204:46,516 I forgot something 313 000:204:47,121 --> 000:204:47,951 What? 314 000:204:49,041 --> 000:204:51,271 Instruments that record, analyze, summarize, organize 315 000:204:51,361 --> 000:204:53,591 debate and explain information; that are illustrated, non-illustrated 316 000:204:53,721 --> 000:204:55,552 hard-bound, paperback, jacketed, non-jacketed 317 000:204:55,721 --> 000:204:57,598 with foreword, introduction, table-of-contents, index 318 000:204:57,681 --> 000:204:59,433 that are intended for the enlightenment, understanding 319 000:204:59,601 --> 000:205:01,193 enrichment, enhancement and education of the human brain 320 000:205:01,321 --> 000:205:03,357 through the sensory route of vision, sometimes touch 321 000:205:08,961 --> 000:205:10,838 What do you mean? 322 000:205:11,081 --> 000:205:12,309 Books, sir 323 000:205:14,201 --> 000:205:15,156 I forgot my books. May I? 324 000:205:15,521 --> 000:205:17,113 Couldn't you ask simply? 325 000:205:17,521 --> 000:205:20,593 I tried earlier, sir. It simply didn't work 326 000:205:25,921 --> 000:205:29,357 Professors kept Rancho mostly out... seldom in 327 000:205:29,761 --> 000:205:32,480 When thrown out of one class, he'd slip into another 328 000:205:32,921 --> 000:205:36,755 He said - First year or fourth year, it's knowledge. Just grab it 329 000:205:37,201 --> 000:205:38,475 He was unlike any of us 330 000:205:39,281 --> 000:205:40,999 We fought for a shower every morning 331 000:205:41,561 --> 000:205:43,711 He'd bathe wherever he found water 332 000:205:43,881 --> 000:205:44,711 Morning, sir 333 000:205:46,881 --> 000:205:48,280 Machines were his passion 334 000:205:48,521 --> 000:205:52,639 When he spotted them, he opened them 335 000:205:52,961 --> 000:205:53,916 Some he could re-assemble... 336 000:205:54,961 --> 000:205:56,235 some he couldn 't 337 000:205:57,081 --> 000:205:59,470 There was another, just like him 338 000:206:02,161 --> 000:206:03,355 Joy Lobo 339 000:206:04,121 --> 000:206:05,713 Sir. Excuse me, sir 340 000:206:06,561 --> 000:206:07,710 Mr. Joy Lobo ! 341 000:206:08,601 --> 000:206:10,910 Sir, if I could know the convocation dates...... 342 000:206:11,041 --> 000:206:11,837 Why? 343 000:206:11,921 --> 000:206:13,673 Dad wants to make train reservations 344 000:206:14,041 --> 000:206:17,397 I'm the first engineer from my village. Everyone wants to attend 345 000:206:18,241 --> 000:206:20,357 In that case, call your dad 346 000:206:21,041 --> 000:206:22,838 Please hurry up.. Don't waste my time 347 000:206:29,161 --> 000:206:29,991 Hello 348 000:206:30,121 --> 000:206:33,033 Dad, the Director wants to speak to you 349 000:206:33,201 --> 000:206:34,156 Joy! 350 000:206:34,361 --> 000:206:36,670 Mr. Lobo, your son won't graduate this year 351 000:206:38,161 --> 000:206:39,071 What happened, sir? 352 000:206:39,161 --> 000:206:41,231 He has violated all deadlines 353 000:206:41,441 --> 000:206:45,150 Mr. Lobo, it's an unrealistic project 354 000:206:45,561 --> 000:206:47,119 He is making some nonsense helicopter 355 000:206:47,401 --> 000:206:51,838 I suggest you don't book your tickets. I'm so sorry 356 000:206:53,961 --> 000:206:56,270 Sir, I am this close, sir - Is your project ready? 357 000:206:56,801 --> 000:207:00,476 Is your project ready? - Sir, see it once, please 358 000:207:00,601 --> 000:207:02,159 Submit it, and we'll consider 359 000:207:02,321 --> 000:207:04,551 Sir, a small extension... - Why, why should I? 360 000:207:04,641 --> 000:207:07,633 After dad's stroke, I couldn't focus for two months 361 000:207:07,761 --> 000:207:08,955 Did you stop eating? 362 000:207:09,281 --> 000:207:10,430 No 363 000:207:10,641 --> 000:207:11,517 Stopped bathing? 364 000:207:12,641 --> 000:207:13,471 So why stop studying? 365 000:207:13,601 --> 000:207:16,195 Sir, I'm very close. See it once, please... 366 000:207:16,321 --> 000:207:17,436 Mr. Lobo ! 367 000:207:17,761 --> 000:207:20,514 Sunday afternoon, my son fell off a train and died 368 000:207:20,721 --> 000:207:25,556 Monday morning, I taught a class. So don't give me that nonsense 369 000:207:27,881 --> 000:207:30,520 I can give you sympathy, not an extension 370 000:207:31,521 --> 000:207:33,079 Sir... I'm very close... 371 000:208:02,001 --> 000:208:03,878 Lifelong I lived 372 000:208:04,081 --> 000:208:06,197 The life of another 373 000:208:06,401 --> 000:208:08,596 For just one moment 374 000:208:09,001 --> 000:208:11,231 Let me live as I...... 375 000:208:11,441 --> 000:208:13,318 Lifelong I lived 376 000:208:13,641 --> 000:208:15,711 The life of another 377 000:208:15,961 --> 000:208:17,917 For just one moment 378 000:208:18,281 --> 000:208:20,636 Let me live as I...... 379 000:208:30,361 --> 000:208:34,718 Give me some sunshine Give me some rain 380 000:208:35,081 --> 000:208:39,711 Give me another chance I wanna grow up once again 381 000:208:39,801 --> 000:208:44,158 Give me some sunshine Give me some rain 382 000:208:44,481 --> 000:208:49,999 Give me another chance I wanna grow up once again 383 000:208:51,001 --> 000:208:52,354 Dude's come up with an amazing design 384 000:208:52,721 --> 000:208:54,120 A wireless camera atop a helicopter 385 000:208:56,441 --> 000:208:58,432 Can be used for traffic updates, security... Wow! 386 000:208:58,801 --> 000:209:01,599 But Virus said it's an impractical design, it won't fly 387 000:209:02,001 --> 000:209:03,798 It will fly! We'll make it fly 388 000:209:06,001 --> 000:209:08,117 Don't tell Joy. It'll be a surprise 389 000:209:08,601 --> 000:209:11,035 We'll fly it up to his window and capture his reaction 390 000:209:11,601 --> 000:209:13,637 If we work on his project, who'll work on ours? 391 000:209:14,121 --> 000:209:17,079 Tests, vivas, quizzes - 42 exams per semester 392 000:209:17,721 --> 000:209:18,836 You scare easily, bro 393 000:209:20,521 --> 000:209:24,230 Take your hand, put it over your heart, and say, 'Aal izz well' 394 000:209:24,441 --> 000:209:26,511 All is well? - Aal izz well 395 000:209:26,801 --> 000:209:29,076 Words of wisdom from His Holiness Guru Ranchhoddas 396 000:209:29,561 --> 000:209:31,597 We had an old watchman in our village 397 000:209:32,321 --> 000:209:37,441 On night patrol, he'd call out, 'Aal izz well' 398 000:209:38,081 --> 000:209:41,391 And we slept peacefully. Then there was a theft 399 000:209:41,561 --> 000:209:43,552 and we learned that he couldn't see at night! 400 000:209:43,841 --> 000:209:47,151 He'd just yell 'Aal izz well', and we felt secure 401 000:209:48,961 --> 000:209:53,352 That day I understood this heart scares easily 402 000:209:54,161 --> 000:209:56,072 You have to trick it 403 000:209:57,241 --> 000:300:02,759 However big the problem, tell your heart, 'All is well, pal' 404 000:300:03,961 --> 000:300:05,599 That resolves the problem? 405 000:300:05,841 --> 000:300:07,559 No. But you gain courage to face it 406 000:300:09,881 --> 000:300:13,191 Learn it up, bro. We're gonna really need it here 407 000:300:30,241 --> 000:300:34,439 When life spins out of control Just let your lips roll 408 000:300:38,161 --> 000:300:42,040 Let your lips roll And whistle away the toll 409 000:300:45,321 --> 000:300:49,519 When life spins out of control Just let your lips roll 410 000:300:49,721 --> 000:300:53,316 Just let your lips roll And whistle away the toll 411 000:300:53,521 --> 000:300:57,230 Yell - All is Well... 412 000:300:57,321 --> 000:301:00,393 The chicken's clueless about the egg's fate 413 000:301:00,961 --> 000:301:04,237 Will it hatch or become an omelette 414 000:301:05,041 --> 000:301:08,078 No one knows what the future holds 415 000:301:08,921 --> 000:301:10,593 So let your lips roll And whistle away the toll 416 000:301:10,681 --> 000:301:14,913 Whistle away the toll Yell - All is Well 417 000:301:15,801 --> 000:301:18,838 Hey bro - All is Well 418 000:301:19,561 --> 000:301:23,031 Hey mate - All is Well 419 000:301:23,521 --> 000:301:26,877 Hey bro - All is Well 420 000:301:35,761 --> 000:301:39,356 Confusion and more confusion No sign of any solution 421 000:301:39,561 --> 000:301:43,349 Ah... finally a solution But wait...... what was the question ? 422 000:301:43,481 --> 000:301:46,393 If the timid heart with fear is about to die 423 000:301:47,081 --> 000:301:50,312 Then con it bro, with this simple lie 424 000:301:50,841 --> 000:301:54,072 Heart's an idiot, it will fall under that spell 425 000:301:54,881 --> 000:301:56,678 Let your lips roll And whistle away the toll 426 000:301:56,881 --> 000:302:00,840 Whistle away the toll Yell - All is Well 427 000:302:02,001 --> 000:302:05,073 Hey bro - All is Well 428 000:302:05,761 --> 000:302:08,798 Hey mate - All is Well 429 000:302:09,601 --> 000:302:12,559 Hey bro - All is Well 430 000:302:21,761 --> 000:302:25,470 Blew the scholarship on booze But that did not dispel my blues 431 000:302:25,641 --> 000:302:29,270 Holy incense lit up my plight And yet God's nowhere in sight 432 000:302:29,361 --> 000:302:32,478 The lamb is clueless for what it's destined 433 000:302:33,241 --> 000:302:36,358 Will it be served on skewers or simply minced 434 000:302:37,001 --> 000:302:40,232 No one knows what the future holds 435 000:302:40,761 --> 000:302:42,672 So let your lips roll And whistle away the toll 436 000:302:42,881 --> 000:302:47,079 Whistle away the toll Yell - All is Well 437 000:302:48,001 --> 000:302:50,799 Hey bro - All is Well 438 000:302:51,801 --> 000:302:54,474 Hey mate - All is Well 439 000:302:55,761 --> 000:302:58,594 Hey bro - All is Well 440 000:303:00,001 --> 000:303:03,835 When life spins out of control Just let your lips roll 441 000:303:06,001 --> 000:303:09,880 Just let your lips roll And whistle away the toll 442 000:303:10,001 --> 000:303:13,437 All is Well 443 000:303:13,641 --> 000:303:16,474 The chicken's clueless about the egg's fate 444 000:303:17,401 --> 000:303:20,518 Will it hatch or become an omelette 445 000:303:21,321 --> 000:303:24,154 No one knows what the future holds 446 000:303:25,281 --> 000:303:26,919 So let your lips roll And whistle away the toll 447 000:303:27,001 --> 000:303:28,480 Whistle away the toll 448 000:303:29,201 --> 000:303:30,600 Eureka ! Eureka ! 449 000:303:32,361 --> 000:303:35,114 Yell - All is Well 450 000:303:36,041 --> 000:303:39,078 Hey Mrs. Chicken - All is Well 451 000:303:39,881 --> 000:303:42,759 Hey Mr.. Lamb - All is Well 452 000:303:43,721 --> 000:303:46,633 Hey bro - All is Well 453 000:303:46,761 --> 000:303:48,797 Hey, take it up to Joy's window 454 000:303:49,441 --> 000:303:50,476 Take it higher 455 000:303:51,281 --> 000:303:52,873 Look at Silencer - the nude dude ! 456 000:303:56,201 --> 000:303:57,680 Joy, come out 457 000:303:59,561 --> 000:304:01,119 Come to the window 458 000:304:01,321 --> 000:304:02,640 Joy, look outside 459 000:304:54,801 --> 000:304:55,631 Good news, sir 460 000:304:56,961 --> 000:304:59,839 The police and Joy's father have no clue 461 000:305:01,081 --> 000:305:02,355 Everyone thinks this is suicide 462 000:305:04,521 --> 000:305:05,636 The post mortem report - 463 000:305:05,921 --> 000:305:08,151 Cause of Death: Intense pressure on windpipe 464 000:305:08,361 --> 000:305:09,316 resulting in choking 465 000:305:11,961 --> 000:305:15,749 All think the pressure on the jugular killed him 466 000:305:17,401 --> 000:305:20,234 What about the mental pressure for the last four years? 467 000:305:21,161 --> 000:305:22,037 That's missing in the report 468 000:305:24,841 --> 000:305:26,479 Engineers are a clever bunch 469 000:305:27,881 --> 000:305:31,078 They haven't made a machine to measure mental pressure 470 000:305:33,441 --> 000:305:34,715 If they had, all would know...... 471 000:305:35,881 --> 000:305:37,234 this isn't suicide... it's murder 472 000:305:41,401 --> 000:305:45,030 How dare you blame me for Joy's suicide? 473 000:305:45,881 --> 000:305:48,600 If one student can't handle pressure, is it our fault? 474 000:305:49,041 --> 000:305:52,511 Life is full of pressures. Will you always blame others? 475 000:305:52,921 --> 000:305:56,596 I don't blame you, sir. I blame the system 476 000:305:58,001 --> 000:306:01,994 Look at these statistics - India ranks No.1 in suicides 477 000:306:02,681 --> 000:306:05,912 Every 90 minutes, a student attempts suicide 478 000:306:07,521 --> 000:306:10,319 Suicide is a bigger killer than disease 479 000:306:10,521 --> 000:306:11,795 Something's terribly wrong, sir 480 000:306:12,041 --> 000:306:14,077 I can't speak for the rest 481 000:306:14,721 --> 000:306:16,598 but this is one of the finest colleges in the country 482 000:306:17,321 --> 000:306:19,152 I've run this place for 32 years 483 000:306:19,681 --> 000:306:22,798 We were ranked 28th. Now we're No.1 484 000:306:22,961 --> 000:306:24,474 What's the point, sir? 485 000:306:26,001 --> 000:306:29,277 Here they don't discuss new ideas or inventions 486 000:306:31,001 --> 000:306:35,711 They discuss grades, jobs, settling in the USA 487 000:306:36,961 --> 000:306:41,671 They teach how to get good scores.. They don't teach Engineering 488 000:306:41,841 --> 000:306:43,957 Now you will teach me how to teach? 489 000:306:44,401 --> 000:306:45,277 No sir, I.... 490 000:306:48,401 --> 000:306:49,436 Sir, my paper... 491 000:307:07,561 --> 000:307:08,630 Vaidyanathan, please sit down 492 000:307:10,321 --> 000:307:12,152 Here is a self-proclaimed professor 493 000:307:12,601 --> 000:307:17,117 who thinks he is better than our highly qualified teachers 494 000:307:17,801 --> 000:307:22,079 Professor Ranchhoddas Chanchad will teach us Engineering 495 000:307:39,281 --> 000:307:41,511 We do not have all day 496 000:308:17,001 --> 000:308:21,074 You have 30 seconds to define these terms 497 000:308:21,481 --> 000:308:23,437 You may refer to your books 498 000:308:24,001 --> 000:308:25,957 Raise your hand if you get the answer 499 000:308:27,201 --> 000:308:30,432 Let's see who comes first, who comes last 500 000:308:31,241 --> 000:308:34,358 Your time starts... now 501 000:309:02,801 --> 000:309:03,677 Time up 502 000:309:06,121 --> 000:309:07,076 Time up, sir 503 000:309:08,881 --> 000:309:11,156 No one got the answer? 504 000:309:13,561 --> 000:309:16,792 Now rewind your life by a minute 505 000:309:17,961 --> 000:309:20,680 When I asked this question, were you excited? Curious? 506 000:309:20,841 --> 000:309:23,480 Thrilled that you'd learn something new? 507 000:309:24,241 --> 000:309:26,550 Anyone? ... Sir? 508 000:309:29,361 --> 000:309:32,080 No. You all got into a frantic race 509 000:309:34,041 --> 000:309:36,077 What's the use of such methods, even if you come first 510 000:309:38,241 --> 000:309:41,472 Will your knowledge increase? No, just the pressure 511 000:309:42,361 --> 000:309:43,840 This is a college, not a pressure cooker 512 000:309:45,961 --> 000:309:49,351 Even a circus lion learns to sit on a chair in fear of the whip 513 000:309:50,401 --> 000:309:53,757 But you call such a lion 'well trained', not 'well educated' 514 000:309:53,841 --> 000:309:54,751 Hello ! 515 000:309:55,241 --> 000:309:59,632 This is not a philosophy class. Just explain those two words 516 000:400:00,001 --> 000:400:01,639 Sir, these words don't exist 517 000:400:02,761 --> 000:400:05,958 These are my friends' names. Farhan and Raju 518 000:400:18,001 --> 000:400:18,877 Quiet! 519 000:400:20,321 --> 000:400:23,040 Nonsense! Is this how you'll teach Engineering? 520 000:400:23,481 --> 000:400:25,312 Sir, I wasn't teaching you Engineering 521 000:400:25,881 --> 000:400:27,314 You're an expert at that 522 000:400:28,121 --> 000:400:31,238 I was teaching you... how to teach 523 000:400:33,961 --> 000:400:35,792 And I'm sure one day you'll learn 524 000:400:36,761 --> 000:400:39,639 because unlike you, I never abandon my weak students 525 000:400:40,121 --> 000:400:41,076 Bye, sir 526 000:400:43,081 --> 000:400:44,116 Quiet! 527 000:400:46,561 --> 000:400:47,630 Quiet, I said 528 000:400:50,961 --> 000:400:54,192 I regret to inform you that your son... 529 000:400:54,321 --> 000:400:55,390 Farhan...... Raju...... 530 000:400:55,641 --> 000:400:56,676 has fallen into bad company 531 000:400:57,001 --> 000:401:00,038 Without urgent corrective steps, his future will be ruined 532 000:401:01,081 --> 000:401:04,232 Virus 's letters dropped on our homes like atom bombs 533 000:401:04,521 --> 000:401:06,876 Hiroshima and Nagasaki plunged into gloom 534 000:401:06,961 --> 000:401:09,919 Our parents invited us - for a dressing down 535 000:401:10,921 --> 000:401:12,991 Come in 536 000:401:15,441 --> 000:401:16,351 See that? 537 000:401:17,681 --> 000:401:20,149 We could afford just one air-conditioner 538 000:401:21,841 --> 000:401:25,356 We put it in Farhan's room, so he could study in comfort 539 000:401:26,761 --> 000:401:30,549 I didn't buy a car. I manage with a scooter 540 000:401:31,401 --> 000:401:33,198 We put all our money into Farhan's education 541 000:401:34,641 --> 000:401:38,600 We sacrificed our comforts for Farhan's future. U nderstand? 542 000:401:46,881 --> 000:401:48,200 You took these pictures, Farhan? 543 000:401:50,041 --> 000:401:51,952 He had that useless obsession for a while 544 000:401:52,881 --> 000:401:54,473 Went around taking pictures of animals 545 000:401:54,561 --> 000:401:57,234 Wanted to be a wildlife photographer 546 000:401:58,401 --> 000:402:00,710 Son, what was your score that year? 547 000:402:01,641 --> 000:402:02,790 91% 548 000:402:03,121 --> 000:402:07,592 Hear that? Straight drop from 94% to 91% 549 000:402:10,601 --> 000:402:12,000 You find it funny? 550 000:402:12,641 --> 000:402:16,554 No sir, sorry. I'm just amazed at the photos 551 000:402:16,721 --> 000:402:19,235 Why make him an engineer... Why not a wildlife photographer? 552 000:402:19,401 --> 000:402:20,516 Enough ! 553 000:402:21,721 --> 000:402:26,795 I humbly request you - Don't ruin my son's future 554 000:402:28,241 --> 000:402:30,516 Food's on the table, boys. C'mon 555 000:402:35,241 --> 000:402:37,436 If you ever visit again, do eat with us 556 000:402:40,241 --> 000:402:41,640 Dad denied us a meal... 557 000:402:42,201 --> 000:402:43,793 So, to fill our bellies with food... 558 000:402:44,161 --> 000:402:47,312 and ears with more reprimands, we reached Raju's house 559 000:402:49,201 --> 000:402:53,114 Raju's house was straight out of a 50's black and white film 560 000:402:53,841 --> 000:402:54,796 A small, dingy room... 561 000:402:54,961 --> 000:402:56,394 a paralyzed father... 562 000:402:57,161 --> 000:402:58,310 a coughing mother... 563 000:402:58,681 --> 000:403:00,114 and an unwed sister 564 000:403:01,201 --> 000:403:02,520 A sofa sprouting springs... 565 000:403:02,961 --> 000:403:05,156 a 24 hour water supply - from the leaking roof 566 000:403:05,801 --> 000:403:09,271 Mother was a retired school teacher and a tireless complainer 567 000:403:09,921 --> 000:403:11,991 Father was once a postmaster 568 000:403:12,481 --> 000:403:14,790 Paralysis shut down his body partly... 569 000:403:15,241 --> 000:403:17,550 his salary completely. And the sister... 570 000:403:17,721 --> 000:403:21,191 Kammo's turned 28.. They demand a car in dowry 571 000:403:21,801 --> 000:403:24,315 If you don't study and earn, how will she marry? 572 000:403:24,801 --> 000:403:25,677 Some okra? 573 000:403:26,641 --> 000:403:30,350 Okra is now 12 /- per kilo, cauliflower is 10/- 574 000:403:30,681 --> 000:403:32,034 It's daylight robbery! 575 000:403:32,401 --> 000:403:36,235 What will we eat if we get warnings from your college? 576 000:403:36,481 --> 000:403:37,357 Mom! 577 000:403:38,881 --> 000:403:39,791 Cottage cheese? 578 000:403:40,241 --> 000:403:43,631 Cottage cheese should be sold at the jewelers, in velvet pouches 579 000:403:43,921 --> 000:403:45,639 Cottage cheese? - No, no, it's ok 580 000:403:46,281 --> 000:403:47,760 Mom, please 581 000:403:48,601 --> 000:403:50,319 Alright, I'll shut up 582 000:403:51,921 --> 000:403:56,233 Earn for the family, slave like a maid 583 000:403:56,441 --> 000:403:58,636 and then take the vow of silence 584 000:403:59,561 --> 000:404:03,918 If not with my son, with whom do I share my woes - his friends? 585 000:404:07,681 --> 000:404:08,716 Hey Raju 586 000:404:12,121 --> 000:404:13,110 We were in a huge dilemma 587 000:404:13,721 --> 000:404:16,713 Do we comfort our friend or console his mom ? 588 000:404:17,881 --> 000:404:20,714 Screw it, we thought, let's focus on the cottage cheese 589 000:404:32,161 --> 000:404:34,880 Even his eczema cream costs 55 /- now 590 000:404:39,441 --> 000:404:40,715 Another roti? 591 000:404:41,041 --> 000:404:43,874 No, thank you. We're through 592 000:404:51,361 --> 000:404:53,829 Okra for 12 /- - Cauliflower for 10 /- 593 000:404:56,761 --> 000:404:58,513 At least you were offered a meal 594 000:404:59,321 --> 000:405:02,074 Unlike your sadistic dad...... 'Hitler' Qureshi! 595 000:405:02,201 --> 000:405:04,795 And your mom is Mother Teresa...... Feeding us 'eczema roti' ! 596 000:405:05,041 --> 000:405:08,477 Don't poke fun at my mom ! - Enough, you guys 597 000:405:08,761 --> 000:405:10,114 I'm famished. Let's eat out 598 000:405:10,241 --> 000:405:12,516 It's month end. Who'll pay? His Mother Teresa? 599 000:405:13,521 --> 000:405:17,912 To eat out, you don't need money. Just a uniform. Look...... 600 000:405:20,601 --> 000:405:22,193 C'mon - Come 601 000:405:23,721 --> 000:405:25,871 Good evening, good evening 602 000:405:25,961 --> 000:405:26,791 Oh, U ncle 603 000:405:31,881 --> 000:405:34,998 Three large vodkas.. - Half soda, half water 604 000:405:35,201 --> 000:405:36,395 If we're caught, we're dead 605 000:405:36,561 --> 000:405:38,995 What's for starters? - Get double portions 606 000:405:39,081 --> 000:405:41,993 Leave this here and start some peppy music 607 000:405:42,721 --> 000:405:44,313 Pia, what the hell! 608 000:405:44,681 --> 000:405:47,275 Why're you wearing this ancient piece of junk? 609 000:405:48,441 --> 000:405:51,877 What'll people say - My fiancée... 610 000:405:52,281 --> 000:405:54,749 a doctor in the making, wearing a cheap, 200 /- watch ! 611 000:405:55,641 --> 000:405:57,074 Please take it off. Thank you 612 000:405:57,601 --> 000:405:58,590 Hi handsome 613 000:405:58,721 --> 000:406:01,440 Hey Aunty.. You're looking good 614 000:406:01,521 --> 000:406:03,989 Don't miss my set, darling - Rubies? 615 000:406:04,161 --> 000:406:06,675 From Mandalay - Mandalay.... Wow! 616 000:406:06,761 --> 000:406:09,355 Hey, let's go meet David - Of course 617 000:406:12,401 --> 000:406:13,436 Excuse me 618 000:406:15,521 --> 000:406:16,636 Yes? 619 000:406:16,921 --> 000:406:17,956 Flowers 620 000:406:19,401 --> 000:406:22,473 May I take the glass? - Why? 621 000:406:22,761 --> 000:406:24,956 So you don't break it on my head 622 000:406:25,721 --> 000:406:26,915 Why would I do that? 623 000:406:27,321 --> 000:406:29,357 For the free advice I'll now impart 624 000:406:30,481 --> 000:406:31,311 What? 625 000:406:31,641 --> 000:406:33,154 Don't marry that ass 626 000:406:34,201 --> 000:406:35,077 Excuse me? 627 000:406:35,281 --> 000:406:36,919 He's not a human, he's a price tag 628 000:406:37,321 --> 000:406:40,199 He'll turn your life into a nightmare of brands and prices 629 000:406:40,801 --> 000:406:43,269 He'll ruin your life. Your future will be finished 630 000:406:43,561 --> 000:406:44,391 Want a demonstration? 631 000:406:46,481 --> 000:406:48,039 Shall I find out the price of his shoes? 632 000:406:49,521 --> 000:406:51,352 I won't ask. He'll announce it himself 633 000:407:02,921 --> 000:407:08,632 What the hell..... Mint sauce on my $300 shoes ! 634 000:407:08,761 --> 000:407:11,833 Run for your life ! It's free advice. Take it or leave it 635 000:407:12,361 --> 000:407:14,955 Genuine Italian leather - hand-stitched ! 636 000:407:19,361 --> 000:407:21,955 Dad, are they your guests? 637 000:407:25,161 --> 000:407:28,312 My students. What're they doing here? 638 000:407:32,121 --> 000:407:33,270 Hold on, Dad 639 000:407:34,761 --> 000:407:36,911 These beans smell great 640 000:407:37,041 --> 000:407:39,271 No room for roti - Just pile it on 641 000:407:41,161 --> 000:407:42,480 Hi - Hey 642 000:407:43,961 --> 000:407:46,839 That was an eye-opener.. Thank you so much 643 000:407:48,281 --> 000:407:50,476 It was my moral responsibility 644 000:407:51,241 --> 000:407:52,594 Can I ask you for little more help? 645 000:407:53,641 --> 000:407:56,155 Dad won't let me break off this engagement 646 000:407:57,081 --> 000:408:00,915 You explain so well. Can you give him a demo too? 647 000:408:01,201 --> 000:408:03,715 Certainly. Raju, the mint sauce 648 000:408:04,241 --> 000:408:05,640 You're really sweet 649 000:408:06,801 --> 000:408:09,759 Where is your daddy? - Right behind you 650 000:408:14,201 --> 000:408:16,431 Aal izz well 651 000:408:17,201 --> 000:408:22,150 Run for your life ! It's free advice. Take it or leave it 652 000:408:22,441 --> 000:408:23,920 What're you doing here? 653 000:408:24,521 --> 000:408:27,513 We'll hand these gifts to the couple 654 000:408:28,521 --> 000:408:30,716 I'll do that for you. It's my sister's wedding 655 000:408:31,121 --> 000:408:32,236 Sister? 656 000:408:34,961 --> 000:408:37,270 Sir, what's the sum total of your daughters? 657 000:408:38,801 --> 000:408:39,631 Empty. No gift cheques 658 000:408:39,961 --> 000:408:41,952 Forgot the cheques, Raju ... Farhan? 659 000:408:42,041 --> 000:408:46,034 We didn't invite you, you must be from the groom's side 660 000:408:46,521 --> 000:408:50,309 No sir, we're here as the emissaries of science 661 000:408:50,441 --> 000:408:52,557 How? Can you explain? 662 000:408:52,801 --> 000:408:56,316 Dad, he explains superbly.. I'm sure he'll give us a demo 663 000:408:56,601 --> 000:408:57,511 Won't you? 664 000:408:58,321 --> 000:409:01,757 Well, Delhi has plenty of power cuts that... 665 000:409:02,001 --> 000:409:04,231 disrupt wedding celebrations 666 000:409:04,561 --> 000:409:06,597 So I thought of making an inverter that... 667 000:409:06,721 --> 000:409:09,030 draws power from guests' cars 668 000:409:09,241 --> 000:409:10,560 I see 669 000:409:10,761 --> 000:409:12,194 Wow 670 000:409:12,561 --> 000:409:13,914 So where's the inverter? 671 000:409:14,681 --> 000:409:16,239 Sir, the design is ready 672 000:409:19,201 --> 000:409:20,429 Where's the design, Farhan? 673 000:409:20,841 --> 000:409:23,753 I gave you the design - I gave it to Raju 674 000:409:24,161 --> 000:409:25,071 Raju, design? 675 000:409:28,041 --> 000:409:31,636 Never mind the design. I'll make the inverter and show you 676 000:409:31,961 --> 000:409:35,476 You can only invent stories, not an inverter 677 000:409:35,761 --> 000:409:38,719 I'll make one, I promise 678 000:409:39,041 --> 000:409:42,397 And I'll name it after you. After all, it was invented... 679 000:409:42,801 --> 000:409:46,157 at your daughter's wedding. So it'll be an honor...... 680 000:409:46,281 --> 000:409:52,072 Farhan, Raju. I'll see you in my office tomorrow 681 000:409:57,721 --> 000:500:01,077 Sir, what was the cost per plate? We'll reimburse you 682 000:500:01,401 --> 000:500:02,993 ... in installments 683 000:500:05,361 --> 000:500:08,478 We'll never crash a wedding again - Not even my own 684 000:500:08,601 --> 000:500:10,751 In fact, I won't even marry. Nor will he 685 000:500:11,401 --> 000:500:13,357 Uh... right. No marriage 686 000:500:14,801 --> 000:500:17,076 Your parents shouldn't have married either 687 000:500:18,681 --> 000:500:21,115 The world would have to feed two less idiots 688 000:500:23,521 --> 000:500:24,510 Sit! 689 000:500:35,081 --> 000:500:36,070 Pay attention 690 000:500:46,561 --> 000:500:51,316 This is Ranchhoddas's father's monthly income 691 000:500:52,601 --> 000:500:58,676 Couple of zeroes less, and it's still a sizeable income 692 000:501:01,121 --> 000:501:07,196 But erase another zero, and I would worry a little 693 000:501:08,401 --> 000:501:11,632 Isn't that your father's income, Farhan? 694 000:501:12,481 --> 000:501:14,119 Yes, sir 695 000:501:15,441 --> 000:501:17,397 Now take away another zero...... 696 000:501:20,321 --> 000:501:23,950 and that's your family income, Raju Rastogi 697 000:501:25,081 --> 000:501:26,400 Big reason to worry 698 000:501:30,921 --> 000:501:37,793 Take my advice and shift into Chatur Ramalingam's room 699 000:501:38,201 --> 000:501:42,274 Exams are here. Stay with Rancho and you're sure to fail 700 000:502:03,321 --> 000:502:05,630 Want a shave? - No, sir 701 000:502:05,801 --> 000:502:06,631 Then get lost! 702 000:502:17,441 --> 000:502:22,799 Raju, don't worry. This is Virus's move to split us. Divide and rule 703 000:502:22,921 --> 000:502:23,956 I have to worry 704 000:502:24,361 --> 000:502:27,717 He grades us, and I need good grades for a good job 705 000:502:28,601 --> 000:502:31,513 Unlike you, I don't have a rich dad I can live off 706 000:502:31,641 --> 000:502:33,438 Shut up, Raju 707 000:502:33,681 --> 000:502:36,241 Must we follow all his hogwash? 'Aal izz well' 708 000:502:36,601 --> 000:502:38,000 I won't be his flunky... like you 709 000:502:38,921 --> 000:502:41,116 You're crossing the line - No, I'm drawing one 710 000:502:41,601 --> 000:502:43,239 I have a family to support 711 000:502:45,361 --> 000:502:47,511 Dad's medicines swallow up mom's pension 712 000:502:49,401 --> 000:502:53,599 My sis can't marry because they want a car in dowry 713 000:502:56,401 --> 000:503:00,474 Mom hasn't bought a single saree in five years 714 000:503:03,201 --> 000:503:06,273 Now don't get your mom's wardrobe into the debate 715 000:503:07,361 --> 000:503:09,272 By the way, how many sarees per annum is reasonable? 716 000:503:10,321 --> 000:503:11,515 Hey... no wisecracks about mom 717 000:503:12,241 --> 000:503:16,314 We'll study with all our heart, but not just for grades 718 000:503:16,961 --> 000:503:21,113 To quote a Wise One - Study to be accomplished, not affluent 719 000:503:21,841 --> 000:503:27,154 Follow excellence. And success will chase you, pants down ! 720 000:503:28,321 --> 000:503:30,835 Which Wise One says this? His Holiness Guru Ranchhoddas? 721 000:503:32,801 --> 000:503:33,756 Go rot in the bogs! 722 000:503:35,321 --> 000:503:38,199 Raju, don't stress. We'll top our class. Nothing is impossible 723 000:503:38,481 --> 000:503:39,596 Oh yeah? 724 000:503:43,121 --> 000:503:45,157 Shove this back into the tube 725 000:503:48,081 --> 000:503:49,639 Raju got onto another train 726 000:503:50,161 --> 000:503:55,110 His travails with Chatur began.. Yes, I mean travails, not travels 727 000:503:59,361 --> 000:504:01,192 Chatur was called 'Silencer' 728 000:504:01,521 --> 000:504:05,070 To sharpen his memory, he popped pills from a local quack 729 000:504:05,481 --> 000:504:07,358 And then let off silent... but lethal farts 730 000:504:09,961 --> 000:504:13,033 I didn't do it... Raju? 731 000:504:13,201 --> 000:504:15,761 He always blamed others for the output 732 000:504:16,481 --> 000:504:19,234 Silencer crammed 18 hours a day 733 000:504:19,481 --> 000:504:22,473 On exam eve, he would distract others 734 000:504:26,281 --> 000:504:29,239 His belief - There are only two ways of topping 735 000:504:29,561 --> 000:504:32,712 Elevate your own grades or shrink your opponents' grades 736 000:504:36,841 --> 000:504:40,550 Rancho decided to subdue Silencer and rescue Raju... 737 000:504:41,001 --> 000:504:42,229 with one master plan 738 000:504:44,201 --> 000:504:51,881 Our Director has unceasingly served... 'Served' means... 739 000:504:51,961 --> 000:504:55,840 Damn the meaning, I'll memorize it 740 000:504:57,201 --> 000:505:00,671 Chatur was the introductory speaker at the Teachers' Day function 741 000:505:01,001 --> 000:505:04,755 To impress Virus, he got his speech written by the librarian...... 742 000:505:04,961 --> 000:505:06,235 in highbrow Hindi 743 000:505:07,721 --> 000:505:12,875 Hello. Hold on. Chatur, call for you 744 000:505:13,241 --> 000:505:15,550 Please collect the printout. I'll be right back 745 000:505:16,881 --> 000:505:20,032 Oh... the things I have to do... 746 000:505:23,481 --> 000:505:26,518 Mr. Dubey, the Director was remembering you 747 000:505:26,641 --> 000:505:28,154 Really? - Yes. Just now 748 000:505:28,521 --> 000:505:31,752 I'll see him right away. Give this to Chatur 749 000:505:36,721 --> 000:505:39,633 Hello. Hello - Hello, Mr. Ramalingam? 750 000:505:39,761 --> 000:505:40,637 Yes? 751 000:505:41,201 --> 000:505:43,476 I'm calling from the police station 752 000:505:43,841 --> 000:505:46,560 Are you from Uganda? - Yes sir 753 000:505:48,041 --> 000:505:50,953 Your life is in danger - What? ...... How? 754 000:505:52,041 --> 000:505:53,759 Listen carefully, or else... 755 000:505:54,361 --> 000:505:58,513 you'll get killed as you step out of the college gate 756 000:505:59,241 --> 000:506:00,435 Why? What happened? 757 000:506:00,561 --> 000:506:02,074 While Chatur was kept engaged 758 000:506:02,481 --> 000:506:06,315 Rancho altered a few words in his speech, for eg... 759 000:506:06,521 --> 000:506:08,796 'served' became 'screwed' 760 000:506:09,601 --> 000:506:10,829 Yes sir? 761 000:506:11,361 --> 000:506:13,795 Who are you? - Dubey. Librarian 762 000:506:16,281 --> 000:506:17,396 I'm permanent staff, sir 763 000:506:18,001 --> 000:506:19,354 Congratulations 764 000:506:19,761 --> 000:506:22,992 Hold on a moment. The chief is on the other line 765 000:506:23,361 --> 000:506:24,271 Excuse me, sir 766 000:506:33,561 --> 000:506:35,711 Yes... so where was I? 767 000:506:35,961 --> 000:506:38,270 You said I may die... outside the gate 768 000:506:38,401 --> 000:506:44,556 Right. As you get out of the gate, you'll see a traffic signal 769 000:506:44,761 --> 000:506:46,717 Traffic signal. Ok 770 000:506:46,921 --> 000:506:52,234 When it turns red, all the cars will halt 771 000:506:52,721 --> 000:506:53,995 Ok. Then? 772 000:506:54,121 --> 000:506:56,032 Then cross the road with great caution 773 000:506:56,761 --> 000:507:01,789 Because son, in rush hour if a car hits you, you're dead 774 000:507:03,641 --> 000:507:05,393 What nonsense! I know that 775 000:507:05,521 --> 000:507:08,957 You know that? Excellent.. Then you're safe my boy 776 000:507:15,721 --> 000:507:17,712 From the librarian, Silencer 777 000:507:17,841 --> 000:507:19,354 You don't call me that, Chanchad 778 000:507:24,961 --> 000:507:26,952 Hey. The Director said he didn't call for me 779 000:507:27,721 --> 000:507:29,871 Who said 'called'? I just said he 'remembered' you 780 000:507:30,041 --> 000:507:32,509 Remembered? Rascals ! 781 000:507:40,241 --> 000:507:42,311 Distinguished Mr. Chairperson 782 000:507:44,521 --> 000:507:48,639 Chief guest, the Honorable Minister of Education 783 000:507:49,241 --> 000:507:53,029 respected teachers and friends 784 000:507:54,561 --> 000:507:59,237 ICE has now soared beyond the stratosphere 785 000:507:59,841 --> 000:508:03,959 The credit goes solely to 786 000:508:04,361 --> 000:508:07,990 Dr. Viru Sahastrabuddhe.. Give him a big hand 787 000:508:08,121 --> 000:508:12,000 Sir, the voice is his but the words are mine 788 000:508:12,721 --> 000:508:14,871 He's a great guy, really you are 789 000:508:16,561 --> 000:508:24,149 For 32 years, he has unceasingly screwed students 790 000:508:26,601 --> 000:508:28,876 He means - 'served' students 791 000:508:29,121 --> 000:508:31,589 I'm sure his endeavors will continue 792 000:508:34,161 --> 000:508:38,996 We are astounded at how one man, in one lifetime 793 000:508:39,201 --> 000:508:41,999 can screw so many, so well 794 000:508:44,961 --> 000:508:50,035 With rigorous training he's built up his stamina 795 000:508:53,601 --> 000:508:59,949 He's spent every living minute just screwing 796 000:509:02,441 --> 000:509:04,113 Let's replicate his methods 797 000:509:07,761 --> 000:509:13,199 Tomorrow ICE students will go across the globe 798 000:509:13,841 --> 000:509:19,791 Wherever we go, we promise to screw 799 000:509:23,681 --> 000:509:26,753 We'll hoist this screwer's flag all over the world 800 000:509:32,121 --> 000:509:36,717 We'll show the world that our capacity to screw... 801 000:509:37,041 --> 000:509:38,952 cannot be matched by any student... 802 000:509:39,201 --> 000:509:42,591 anywhere on the planet 803 000:509:50,001 --> 000:509:52,913 Mr. Minister. Good evening 804 000:509:53,481 --> 001:000:00,671 You have given this institution what it sorely needs 805 001:000:01,401 --> 001:000:02,959 Booty, funds - Bosom 806 001:000:06,401 --> 001:000:08,471 It's booty, stupid. Bosom means... 807 001:000:09,841 --> 001:000:11,797 What nonsense! That's insulting 808 001:000:12,241 --> 001:000:16,757 Everyone has a bosom, but it remains pocketed 809 001:000:18,281 --> 001:000:20,192 No one offers it so readily 810 001:000:24,041 --> 001:000:24,951 Vulgar fellow! 811 001:000:25,121 --> 001:000:26,679 You have generously offered your bosom... 812 001:000:27,041 --> 001:000:29,999 to this relentless screwer 813 001:000:32,841 --> 001:000:36,914 Now see how he makes it grow 814 001:000:37,161 --> 001:000:41,234 Is this what you teach here, Director? 815 001:000:48,601 --> 001:000:51,877 On this august occasion, here's a Sanskrit verse... 816 001:000:52,001 --> 001:000:54,879 Listen to this - the might of his fart in verse 817 001:000:55,401 --> 001:000:57,835 A good loud fart is honorable 818 001:000:58,041 --> 001:001:00,316 'Fart'? Go, Silencer 819 001:001:00,481 --> 001:001:03,234 A medium fart is tolerable 820 001:001:06,401 --> 001:001:09,837 Softer windbreaks are terrible 821 001:001:12,681 --> 001:001:17,391 And the silent ones unbearable 822 001:001:21,521 --> 001:001:23,034 What did I do? 823 001:001:27,121 --> 001:001:29,954 That's what mindless cramming does to you 824 001:001:30,121 --> 001:001:33,477 Cramming may see you through four years of college 825 001:001:33,721 --> 001:001:37,396 but it will 'screw' you for the next 40 years 826 001:001:38,561 --> 001:001:41,075 He still doesn't get it 827 001:001:46,961 --> 001:001:51,159 'Medium fart is tolerable'... Unbelievable ! 828 001:001:51,401 --> 001:001:53,961 You're a poet, Rancho.. How did you think of this? 829 001:001:55,321 --> 001:001:58,597 That was fun. He didn't know what hit him 830 001:002:01,001 --> 001:002:04,198 You swines! What did I ever do to you? 831 001:002:07,041 --> 001:002:08,997 Sorry man.. Don't take it personally 832 001:002:09,241 --> 001:002:10,435 I will 833 001:002:11,001 --> 001:002:13,754 Chatur Ramalingam will never forget this insult 834 001:002:14,361 --> 001:002:18,070 I'll think of it every minute, every second of my life 835 001:002:18,361 --> 001:002:23,515 Sorry man.. That was a demo for Raju - Don't cram blindly 836 001:002:23,841 --> 001:002:25,957 Understand and enjoy the wonders of Science 837 001:002:26,081 --> 001:002:28,470 I'm not here to enjoy Science 838 001:002:28,601 --> 001:002:31,399 So You're here to screw Science 839 001:002:33,001 --> 001:002:35,879 Go ahead. Laugh at my methods 840 001:002:36,921 --> 001:002:41,073 But one day these methods will bring me success 841 001:002:41,521 --> 001:002:44,274 That day I'll laugh and you'll cry 842 001:002:45,641 --> 001:002:49,714 You're on the wrong track again. Don't chase success 843 001:002:50,561 --> 001:002:52,677 Become a good engineer and success will chase you 844 001:002:52,881 --> 001:002:57,318 These ideals don't work in the real world 845 001:002:58,121 --> 001:003:01,955 You take your train, I'll take mine 846 001:003:02,721 --> 001:003:05,872 Ten years from now we'll meet at the same station 847 001:003:06,721 --> 001:003:11,476 Same day.. Same place. We'll see who's more successful 848 001:003:11,761 --> 001:003:14,070 you... or I 849 001:003:14,801 --> 001:003:18,953 Have the balls? C'mon, bet! 850 001:003:19,161 --> 001:003:22,597 It's a challenge 851 001:003:23,841 --> 001:003:24,717 Watch it! 852 001:003:31,081 --> 001:003:31,957 What's he writing? 853 001:003:39,281 --> 001:003:41,476 Don't forget this date 854 001:003:49,441 --> 001:003:51,909 I'm not used to such expensive gifts, Suhas 855 001:003:52,241 --> 001:003:53,435 Get used to them, Pia 856 001:003:53,561 --> 001:003:55,597 You're gonna be Suhas Tandon's wife 857 001:003:55,721 --> 001:003:56,790 Where's the bill, man? 858 001:004:01,081 --> 001:004:01,957 I'll be back 859 001:004:11,921 --> 001:004:13,513 You changed the speech? - What? 860 001:004:13,601 --> 001:004:14,431 Don't lie 861 001:004:15,121 --> 001:004:16,918 Um...... Yeah 862 001:004:17,121 --> 001:004:19,430 What's your problem with dad? - I have no problem 863 001:004:19,881 --> 001:004:22,600 I'm making an inverter named after him.. Look... Oh 864 001:004:26,761 --> 001:004:28,194 Why're you harassing him? 865 001:004:29,041 --> 001:004:30,394 'Cause he runs a factory, not a college 866 001:004:30,641 --> 001:004:34,190 Churning out asses.. Like that one 867 001:004:39,121 --> 001:004:40,110 She destroyed it, man 868 001:004:43,361 --> 001:004:44,555 How dare you call him an ass? 869 001:004:44,761 --> 001:004:47,912 He is one! First Engineering, then MBA 870 001:004:48,041 --> 001:004:49,759 then becomes a banker in the USA 871 001:004:50,641 --> 001:004:53,030 Because it rakes in more money? 872 001:004:53,281 --> 001:004:55,715 Life for him is just a profit-loss statement 873 001:004:55,961 --> 001:004:57,872 He sees profit in you, so he's with you 874 001:004:58,201 --> 001:005:01,716 Director's daughter, doctor in the making...... Good for his image ! 875 001:005:02,001 --> 001:005:03,229 It's not you he cares for 876 001:005:05,401 --> 001:005:06,720 Who do you think you are? 877 001:005:06,961 --> 001:005:08,553 What do you mean he doesn't care for me? 878 001:005:10,401 --> 001:005:12,312 New watch? One moment 879 001:005:13,481 --> 001:005:15,472 You always need a demo 880 001:005:16,481 --> 001:005:17,277 Hey Suhas 881 001:005:19,361 --> 001:005:20,874 Where were you? 882 001:005:21,281 --> 001:005:22,873 She's looking for her watch 883 001:005:23,041 --> 001:005:24,759 What? You lost the watch 884 001:005:25,001 --> 001:005:26,116 Never mind. Get another 885 001:005:26,401 --> 001:005:27,629 It cost 400,000! 886 001:005:29,601 --> 001:005:31,478 Mine's just 250/- but keeps the same time 887 001:005:31,641 --> 001:005:33,871 How could you be so careless, Pia 888 001:005:34,041 --> 001:005:37,033 This callous attitude is disgusting. It's disrespectful 889 001:005:37,161 --> 001:005:39,629 That was a limited edition watch 890 001:005:40,001 --> 001:005:43,311 Now wear your ancient piece of junk at dinner 891 001:005:44,601 --> 001:005:45,954 What're you staring at? 892 001:005:48,801 --> 001:005:51,440 Here come the tears ! Real mature, Pia 893 001:005:51,961 --> 001:005:53,155 I can't handle this 894 001:005:53,961 --> 001:005:55,997 Stop crying and look for it 895 001:006:08,961 --> 001:006:11,759 Find another wrist for this watch... Ass! 896 001:006:17,921 --> 001:006:20,481 Hey, you're awesome. Called him an ass to his face 897 001:006:20,721 --> 001:006:21,551 Get lost 898 001:006:22,321 --> 001:006:23,436 It's too noisy here 899 001:006:23,761 --> 001:006:25,592 She's saying 'Thank you', I hear 'Get lost' 900 001:006:25,761 --> 001:006:28,480 I said 'Get lost' - Don't get so uptight 901 001:006:28,841 --> 001:006:31,480 Actually, you never really loved him 902 001:006:31,881 --> 001:006:32,711 What do you mean? 903 001:006:33,081 --> 001:006:37,677 When you see him, do the winds whisper a melody? 904 001:006:39,161 --> 001:006:40,719 Your scarf flies in slow motion? 905 001:006:41,681 --> 001:006:43,353 The Moon appears gigantic? 906 001:006:43,841 --> 001:006:46,309 That happens in movies, not in life 907 001:006:46,441 --> 001:006:49,353 Happens in life too - if you love a person 908 001:006:49,681 --> 001:006:50,716 ... not an ass 909 001:006:55,881 --> 001:007:00,352 Hello. What? 910 001:007:01,401 --> 001:007:04,757 Oh God ! Ok, I'm on my way 911 001:007:07,841 --> 001:007:09,672 You're a medical student, right? Need your help 912 001:007:09,761 --> 001:007:11,399 It's an emergency, please - What? 913 001:007:11,881 --> 001:007:14,953 Please come with me. What's that oath you doctors take - 914 001:007:15,161 --> 001:007:17,721 You'll never deny a patient help...... The Hippocratic Oath 915 001:007:18,361 --> 001:007:20,113 Please help me, it's an emergency 916 001:007:24,441 --> 001:007:27,478 You gatecrash my sister's wedding, break off my engagement...... 917 001:007:27,841 --> 001:007:30,116 my dad is popping BP pills because of you... 918 001:007:30,601 --> 001:007:32,114 and here I am, helping you ! 919 001:007:33,201 --> 001:007:34,350 Unbelievable ! 920 001:007:35,481 --> 001:007:39,190 This Hippocratic Oath - It's really done us in ! 921 001:007:43,841 --> 001:007:45,672 Where's Raju, ma'am? - Gone to get a cab 922 001:007:46,041 --> 001:007:47,474 Called the ambulance two hours ago 923 001:007:47,761 --> 001:007:50,229 In this country, pizza reaches in 30 minutes 924 001:007:50,441 --> 001:007:51,317 but an ambulance... ! 925 001:007:51,561 --> 001:007:53,756 He needs hospitalization. Urgently 926 001:008:07,321 --> 001:008:08,310 Hey stop! 927 001:008:10,521 --> 001:008:12,671 Move, it's an emergency! 928 001:008:14,241 --> 001:008:15,310 Move... move...... 929 001:008:17,201 --> 001:008:18,236 Move... move...... 930 001:008:22,121 --> 001:008:24,191 Doctor, emergency! 931 001:008:25,721 --> 001:008:26,597 That's the patient 932 001:008:32,321 --> 001:008:34,312 Keep this.. Hey, here's Raju 933 001:008:34,801 --> 001:008:36,632 What the hell ! You brought dad on the scooter 934 001:008:38,441 --> 001:008:39,715 Should I've sent him by courier? 935 001:008:40,081 --> 001:008:42,800 No wisecracks on dads profession ! Where is he? 936 001:008:43,361 --> 001:008:45,113 Go ask the doctor 937 001:008:46,041 --> 001:008:49,158 Close call, Pia. A little delay, we'd have lost him 938 001:008:49,521 --> 001:008:52,160 Glad you didn't wait for an ambulance and got him on the scooter 939 001:008:52,321 --> 001:008:53,993 Call me if there's a problem 940 001:009:02,561 --> 001:009:05,439 Rancho! Thank you... 941 001:009:07,121 --> 001:009:10,033 Thanking your buddies ! Silencer teaching you manners? 942 001:009:11,201 --> 001:009:14,159 Didn't he teach you - A friend is man's greatest bosom? 943 001:009:15,881 --> 001:009:18,679 Go on now. You have an exam tomorrow 944 001:009:19,241 --> 001:009:22,358 Exams we have many...... Dad mostly just one 945 001:009:23,961 --> 001:009:26,156 We won't budge from here without the Postmaster 946 001:009:26,761 --> 001:009:27,671 Don't worry 947 001:009:34,441 --> 001:009:38,434 Rancho, forgive me. I was scared 948 001:009:38,681 --> 001:009:40,717 It's ok. Quiet, now 949 001:009:43,161 --> 001:009:45,231 Please forgive me 950 001:009:51,561 --> 001:009:55,440 It's ok, calm down. Go see your dad 951 001:009:55,961 --> 001:009:57,280 And don't go with that weepy face 952 001:100:03,321 --> 001:100:04,276 Thanks buddy 953 001:100:15,401 --> 001:100:19,997 Natty scooter. Saved a life. How much does it cost? 954 001:100:20,281 --> 001:100:22,511 Pour some mint sauce on it. It'll tell you 955 001:100:25,041 --> 001:100:26,872 Hey, happy Independence Day 956 001:100:27,121 --> 001:100:28,759 Today isn't Independence Day 957 001:100:29,081 --> 001:100:32,118 For you it is! Now you're free to wear your mom's watch 958 001:100:32,721 --> 001:100:35,360 No ass can say it's an ancient piece of junk 959 001:100:37,561 --> 001:100:38,391 Hey 960 001:100:40,281 --> 001:100:42,192 How do you know it was mom's watch? 961 001:100:43,881 --> 001:100:46,236 At your sister's wedding, you wore sparkling new clothes 962 001:100:47,001 --> 001:100:48,150 Only the watch was old 963 001:100:48,761 --> 001:100:49,637 What could that mean? 964 001:100:51,841 --> 001:100:54,878 You really missed your mom that day, didn't you? 965 001:100:57,601 --> 001:100:58,590 Yes 966 001:100:59,601 --> 001:101:01,273 Your mom must've been really beautiful 967 001:101:03,721 --> 001:101:05,791 Yes. How do you know? 968 001:101:06,041 --> 001:101:06,996 Seen your dad? 969 001:101:08,481 --> 001:101:10,073 'Life is a race.. If you don't run fast 970 001:101:10,241 --> 001:101:11,799 you'll be a broken egg ... cuckoo bird' 971 001:101:12,201 --> 001:101:13,111 You... 972 001:101:15,321 --> 001:101:22,636 The winds whisper a melody 973 001:101:23,761 --> 001:101:29,313 The sky hums along 974 001:101:30,841 --> 001:101:36,518 Time itself is singing.... 975 001:101:37,521 --> 001:101:40,911 Zoobi do... 976 001:101:41,641 --> 001:101:46,032 Param pum 977 001:101:47,601 --> 001:101:52,117 'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi pum paara Zoobi doobi param pum ' 978 001:101:52,801 --> 001:101:57,192 My silly heart goes 'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi' as it jives and jigs along 979 001:101:57,841 --> 001:102:02,676 'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi pum paara Zoobi doobi param pum ' 980 001:102:03,001 --> 001:102:07,472 My silly heart goes 'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi' as it jives and jigs along 981 001:102:07,801 --> 001:102:12,670 Leaves sing on their branches Bees jam with flowers 982 001:102:12,961 --> 001:102:17,591 Crazy sunbeams dance off petals As birds yodel in the skies 983 001:102:18,161 --> 001:102:22,871 Flowers, bold and brazen Snuggle and cootchie-coo 984 001:102:23,321 --> 001:102:27,712 I've seen it happen in movies What's now happening with us 985 001:102:28,721 --> 001:102:33,112 'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi pum paara Zoobi doobi param pum ' 986 001:102:33,681 --> 001:102:38,118 My silly heart goes 'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi' as it jives and jigs along 987 001:102:39,001 --> 001:102:43,552 'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi pum paara Zoobi doobi param pum ' 988 001:102:44,001 --> 001:102:48,791 My silly heart goes 'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi' as it jives and jigs along 989 001:102:51,841 --> 001:102:54,753 Let's make the unique and ever useful mint sauce 990 001:102:55,161 --> 001:103:00,315 The all-powerful sauce that exposes phony people 991 001:103:01,201 --> 001:103:03,431 Your 7th house is clear 992 001:103:03,921 --> 001:103:05,991 Shunning an ass, you 'll fall for a human 993 001:103:06,481 --> 001:103:08,119 Time is ripe for love 994 001:103:12,721 --> 001:103:14,598 Temperature in New Delhi remains stable 995 001:103:14,721 --> 001:103:18,873 Clear skies. But if in love, expect rain 996 001:103:24,281 --> 001:103:28,718 Pitter-patter go the raindrops Whish-whoosh whistles the wind 997 001:103:29,201 --> 001:103:34,036 Do-da-dee waltzes the rain Boom-boom echoes the sky 998 001:103:34,321 --> 001:103:39,190 Drenched in rain and passion You sway your hips on cue 999 001:103:39,401 --> 001:103:43,997 I've seen it happen in movies What's now happening with us 1000 001:103:44,841 --> 001:103:49,232 'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi pum paara Zoobi doobi param pum ' 1001 001:103:50,041 --> 001:103:54,273 My silly heart goes 'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi' as it jives and jigs along 1002 001:103:55,001 --> 001:103:59,552 'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi pum paara Zoobi doobi param pum ' 1003 001:104:00,241 --> 001:104:04,871 My silly heart goes 'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi' as it jives and jigs along 1004 001:104:25,601 --> 001:104:30,072 The gorgeous low moon Serenades the earth 1005 001:104:30,561 --> 001:104:35,430 A shooting star skips along Crooning a ballad of love 1006 001:104:35,921 --> 001:104:40,597 The night is bright but lonesome Come touch me, my handsome 1007 001:104:40,961 --> 001:104:45,591 I've seen it happen in movies What's now happening with us 1008 001:104:46,441 --> 001:104:50,798 'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi pum paara Zoobi doobi param pum ' 1009 001:104:51,321 --> 001:104:55,951 My silly heart goes 'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi' as it jives and jigs along 1010 001:104:56,601 --> 001:105:00,879 'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi pum paara Zoobi doobi param pum ' 1011 001:105:01,521 --> 001:105:06,276 My silly heart goes 'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi' as it jives and jigs along 1012 001:105:06,801 --> 001:105:10,999 'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi' .... goes my silly heart 1013 001:105:11,881 --> 001:105:19,515 'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi' .... goes my silly heart 1014 001:105:25,881 --> 001:105:27,075 Hello. Wake up 1015 001:105:27,961 --> 001:105:30,475 Huh...... Postmaster's dead? - What! 1016 001:105:30,561 --> 001:105:31,994 No, stupid 1017 001:105:32,401 --> 001:105:34,631 It's 8..30, your exam is at 9 1018 001:105:35,281 --> 001:105:37,556 But we can't leave him alone 1019 001:105:37,881 --> 001:105:40,554 I'm here. It's a matter of three hours 1020 001:105:40,641 --> 001:105:43,201 Take my scooter. It's getting late 1021 001:105:43,641 --> 001:105:44,630 Hey... 1022 001:105:48,841 --> 001:105:50,160 Gosh, what an ancient watch 1023 001:105:56,441 --> 001:105:57,351 Go 1024 001:106:14,721 --> 001:106:17,030 Sorry, we're late - It was an emergency 1025 001:106:22,681 --> 001:106:23,750 Settle down there 1026 001:106:28,121 --> 001:106:29,315 Sir, they're still writing 1027 001:106:30,681 --> 001:106:32,239 Hello. Time up 1028 001:106:33,041 --> 001:106:35,555 Please, five minutes.. We started half an hour late 1029 001:106:35,721 --> 001:106:36,870 It was an emergency 1030 001:106:36,961 --> 001:106:41,079 He glared at us like we 'd asked for both his kidneys 1031 001:106:42,241 --> 001:106:43,356 But we continued writing 1032 001:106:44,281 --> 001:106:47,193 He continued arranging the answer sheets 1033 001:106:55,361 --> 001:106:56,237 Done, sir 1034 001:106:57,201 --> 001:106:59,715 You're late. I can't accept these 1035 001:106:59,921 --> 001:107:00,751 Sir, please, sir 1036 001:107:05,121 --> 001:107:06,395 Sir, do you know who we are? 1037 001:107:07,801 --> 001:107:09,553 Prime Ministers son? Even then... 1038 001:107:09,841 --> 001:107:11,832 I will not accept your paper 1039 001:107:13,281 --> 001:107:15,192 Do you know our names and roll numbers? 1040 001:107:16,441 --> 001:107:17,510 No... 1041 001:107:19,281 --> 001:107:20,270 Who are you? 1042 001:107:20,361 --> 001:107:22,272 He doesn't know - Run ! 1043 001:107:23,881 --> 001:107:26,076 Hey, what's your roll number? 1044 001:107:26,841 --> 001:107:30,959 Where the hell are their papers? 1045 001:107:35,281 --> 001:107:37,033 O Lord, have mercy 1046 001:107:37,121 --> 001:107:42,673 Today was Results day. Time to make a deal with God 1047 001:107:42,801 --> 001:107:45,190 Just save my Electronics.. I'll offer a coconut 1048 001:107:45,641 --> 001:107:50,351 Sir Snake, bless my Physics. I promise a pint of milk per day 1049 001:107:50,561 --> 001:107:53,837 O Mother Cow, help me pass... have this grass 1050 001:107:54,081 --> 001:107:57,278 I vow; No X-rated thoughts of girls in my class... 1051 001:107:57,561 --> 001:107:58,960 Watch over my results 1052 001:107:59,161 --> 001:108:02,870 God of Wealth, I'll offer 100 /- every month 1053 001:108:03,081 --> 001:108:05,595 100 /- won't bribe even a traffic cop 1054 001:108:06,281 --> 001:108:08,033 let alone the Almighty 1055 001:108:09,201 --> 001:108:11,192 Check from the bottom 1056 001:108:12,161 --> 001:108:14,197 You are.... last 1057 001:108:15,841 --> 001:108:16,717 And you? 1058 001:108:18,681 --> 001:108:20,080 Second last 1059 001:108:21,601 --> 001:108:22,636 Rancho? 1060 001:108:26,881 --> 001:108:27,916 Not there 1061 001:108:29,241 --> 001:108:30,230 My heart sank 1062 001:108:30,801 --> 001:108:35,033 Not 'cause our ranks tanked, but 'cause our friend flunked 1063 001:108:37,401 --> 001:108:40,950 There's a mistake. It's not possible.. It's injustice 1064 001:108:44,921 --> 001:108:47,719 What's Silencer howling about? 1065 001:108:48,321 --> 001:108:49,231 He got the second rank 1066 001:108:51,081 --> 001:108:52,480 Who's first? 1067 001:108:53,641 --> 001:108:54,710 Rancho 1068 001:108:57,121 --> 001:108:58,315 Rancho? 1069 001:109:00,681 --> 001:109:01,477 Move aside 1070 001:109:06,081 --> 001:109:08,276 We learned a lesson in Human Behavior; 1071 001:109:09,041 --> 001:109:14,195 Your friend fails, you feel bad.. Your friend tops, you feel worse 1072 001:109:14,881 --> 001:109:19,113 We were sad.. Two others were sadder 1073 001:109:20,321 --> 001:109:24,030 Ranchhoddas Chanchad.. Front row. Right of the Director 1074 001:109:24,641 --> 001:109:26,836 Uday Sinha. Second row. Third seat 1075 001:109:27,721 --> 001:109:30,838 Alok Mittal. Second row. Fifth seat 1076 001:109:32,561 --> 001:109:35,121 Sahili Rao.. Third row..... 1077 001:109:35,281 --> 001:109:37,636 Sir, why this seating according to rank? 1078 001:109:38,761 --> 001:109:39,955 Any problem with that? 1079 001:109:40,081 --> 001:109:44,040 Yes, this grading system is like a caste system 1080 001:109:44,481 --> 001:109:47,518 A-graders: Masters C-graders: Slaves 1081 001:109:47,801 --> 001:109:50,952 It's not nice, sir - You have a better idea? 1082 001:109:51,521 --> 001:109:55,514 Yes. Results should not be displayed at all 1083 001:109:55,961 --> 001:109:59,874 Why publicise someone's flaws? 1084 001:200:00,161 --> 001:200:04,996 If your iron count is low, will the doctor prescribe tonic... 1085 001:200:05,121 --> 001:200:06,520 or air your report on TV 1086 001:200:07,321 --> 001:200:08,356 You see, sir? 1087 001:200:08,921 --> 001:200:10,639 So basically, what you are saying is 1088 001:200:11,121 --> 001:200:12,839 I should personally go to each student's room 1089 001:200:13,841 --> 001:200:14,876 and whisper in his ears... 1090 001:200:15,881 --> 001:200:18,190 'You have come first'; 'You're second'; 1091 001:200:18,281 --> 001:200:19,794 'Oh, I'm so sorry, you have failed' 1092 001:200:22,681 --> 001:200:26,879 No sir, I mean grades create a divide 1093 001:200:29,121 --> 001:200:30,998 I've topped, so I'm next to you 1094 001:200:31,241 --> 001:200:33,550 My pals came last, they're in the back corner 1095 001:200:33,721 --> 001:200:35,200 At least they're in the corner 1096 001:200:35,321 --> 001:200:37,630 More time with you, and they'll be out of the photo 1097 001:200:38,721 --> 001:200:40,632 They will neither pass, nor get a job 1098 001:200:41,401 --> 001:200:45,110 They'll get jobs, sir. There must be some firm that... 1099 001:200:45,561 --> 001:200:47,313 prefers humans to machines 1100 001:200:49,121 --> 001:200:50,873 They'll get jobs.. I guarantee 1101 001:200:52,801 --> 001:200:55,031 You guarantee it! 1102 001:200:55,241 --> 001:200:56,720 Bet, sir? 1103 001:200:59,961 --> 001:201:01,235 Govind - Yes, sir? 1104 001:201:05,241 --> 001:201:08,392 Even if one of them gets a job in campus interviews... 1105 001:201:09,561 --> 001:201:10,710 shave off my moustache 1106 001:201:13,361 --> 001:201:14,191 Sir ! 1107 001:201:14,481 --> 001:201:17,393 Happy? - Smile, please 1108 001:201:18,641 --> 001:201:19,551 Happy, sir 1109 001:201:24,321 --> 001:201:27,199 Jackass ! Honking to hide your tooting 1110 001:201:27,721 --> 001:201:30,315 Septic tank! Popping pills again? 1111 001:201:30,561 --> 001:201:33,121 I didn't do it... Raju? 1112 001:201:33,321 --> 001:201:34,879 This is a familiar stink 1113 001:201:34,961 --> 001:201:37,873 He's the sole cause for global warming 1114 001:202:02,121 --> 001:202:04,635 Toss me your wallet - I'll buy pants 1115 001:202:05,201 --> 001:202:09,194 Take Chatur's suit instead - Don't touch my suit 1116 001:202:10,321 --> 001:202:12,039 Rancho'll recognize you even in underwear 1117 001:202:12,201 --> 001:202:16,035 Where's this? - If I could read, would I sell peanuts? 1118 001:202:16,241 --> 001:202:18,709 He can't read - But he can speak 1119 001:202:18,921 --> 001:202:22,755 Wait.. Do you know a Ranchhoddas Chanchad? 1120 001:202:22,961 --> 001:202:24,633 Yes, he lives there 1121 001:202:25,281 --> 001:202:30,401 Free as the wind was he 1122 001:202:32,321 --> 001:202:37,520 Like a soaring kite was he 1123 001:202:39,121 --> 001:202:41,316 Where did he go... 1124 001:202:41,521 --> 001:202:43,671 let's find him 1125 001:202:43,801 --> 001:202:46,361 Chatur, your pills - Thanks. Where were they? 1126 001:202:46,401 --> 001:202:48,835 In the pocket - Hey, my pants! 1127 001:202:48,961 --> 001:202:50,872 Karl Marx says to share all resources 1128 001:202:52,401 --> 001:202:54,278 Hey, you'll give people ideas 1129 001:202:55,761 --> 001:202:56,750 I want it now 1130 001:203:11,401 --> 001:203:12,470 What happened? 1131 001:203:14,521 --> 001:203:15,670 Rancho's father 1132 001:203:19,041 --> 001:203:21,680 Excuse me, where is Ranchhoddas? 1133 001:203:22,481 --> 001:203:24,790 There he is - Thank you 1134 001:203:47,041 --> 001:203:50,078 Rancho... - Yes? 1135 001:203:50,641 --> 001:203:54,190 Sorry.. We're looking for Ranchhoddas 1136 001:203:55,161 --> 001:203:56,435 I am Ranchhoddas 1137 001:203:57,001 --> 001:204:00,755 No, I mean...... 'Ranchhoddas Shamaldas Chanchad' 1138 001:204:02,121 --> 001:204:04,589 Ranchhoddas Shamaldas Chanchad.. That's me 1139 001:204:09,841 --> 001:204:12,036 Ranchhoddas, take care, son 1140 001:204:30,561 --> 001:204:32,597 'Ranchhoddas Chanchad' 1141 001:204:39,481 --> 001:204:40,470 Raju 1142 001:205:04,721 --> 001:205:08,191 I'll be in the Guinness Book for driving Delhi-Shimla in underwear 1143 001:205:08,321 --> 001:205:09,390 That too, for the wrong guy! 1144 001:205:09,881 --> 001:205:13,669 Same name, same degree, same photo, but a different guy 1145 001:205:14,201 --> 001:205:15,634 What's going on? 1146 001:205:16,321 --> 001:205:18,881 How did Silencer get Rancho's address? 1147 001:205:20,001 --> 001:205:20,831 Good point! 1148 001:205:22,201 --> 001:205:23,554 Hey Chatur, come here 1149 001:205:29,601 --> 001:205:32,957 How dare you open this? I got this from San Francisco 1150 001:205:33,001 --> 001:205:34,480 Handmade biscuits 1151 001:205:36,201 --> 001:205:38,396 Specially for Mr. Phunsukh Wangdu 1152 001:205:38,641 --> 001:205:40,711 Phunsukh Bangdu? Who's that? 1153 001:205:40,801 --> 001:205:45,192 Not Bangdu. Wangdu.. 'W'. Phunsukh Wangdu 1154 001:205:45,321 --> 001:205:48,040 Do you know who that is? He's a great scientist 1155 001:205:48,121 --> 001:205:50,715 400 patents.. The world wants him 1156 001:205:51,721 --> 001:205:55,031 Took me a year to get an appointment 1157 001:205:55,761 --> 001:206:00,994 Once he signs the deal with my company, I'll be huge ! 1158 001:206:01,081 --> 001:206:05,074 Forget Wangdu. How'd you get Rancho's address? 1159 001:206:05,201 --> 001:206:07,078 You should be thanking Phunsukh Wangdu 1160 001:206:07,441 --> 001:206:10,877 He led me to Rancho, See this 1161 001:206:12,961 --> 001:206:17,193 My secretary was here to fix an appointment with Wangdu 1162 001:206:17,321 --> 001:206:21,473 She didn't get the appointment. But I found Rancho 1163 001:206:21,601 --> 001:206:26,994 I checked the Shimla directory and found Rancho's name 1164 001:206:27,041 --> 001:206:28,633 What happened to his face? 1165 001:206:29,001 --> 001:206:31,196 Plastic surgery in honor of your visit? 1166 001:206:35,441 --> 001:206:37,193 Only one man has the answer 1167 001:206:37,761 --> 001:206:42,198 Sorry Papa, I couldn't fulfill your last wish 1168 001:206:43,641 --> 001:206:47,270 You kept asking me to take you on pilgrimage 1169 001:206:48,161 --> 001:206:50,550 But I waited for the highway tender 1170 001:206:52,001 --> 001:206:56,279 There the tender opened, here you closed your eyes 1171 001:207:00,201 --> 001:207:04,513 I am so sorry, Papa. I could not be a good son... 1172 001:207:04,681 --> 001:207:05,955 Wrong 1173 001:207:06,401 --> 001:207:09,120 You're an engineer. Your degree's on the wall ! 1174 001:207:09,401 --> 001:207:10,629 You were a very good son 1175 001:207:13,161 --> 001:207:17,712 How dare you barge in? I'll have you arrested 1176 001:207:17,881 --> 001:207:20,953 No, you'll be arrested. We've made enquiries 1177 001:207:21,201 --> 001:207:24,193 You use the degree to clinch contracts 1178 001:207:24,641 --> 001:207:27,758 It's our friend's degree.. How did you get it? 1179 001:207:42,721 --> 001:207:44,074 This is a 150 acre estate 1180 001:207:44,481 --> 001:207:47,553 If I shoot and bury you, no one would even notice 1181 001:207:47,881 --> 001:207:48,757 Get the point? 1182 001:207:50,041 --> 001:207:50,871 Now get lost 1183 001:207:56,201 --> 001:208:00,353 I'm taking Papa's ashes to the sacred river. Can take yours too 1184 001:208:07,521 --> 001:208:09,034 Grab Papa ! 1185 001:208:11,841 --> 001:208:12,910 Here, here 1186 001:208:16,881 --> 001:208:17,870 Let go of Papa ! 1187 001:208:20,681 --> 001:208:23,400 Tell the truth or Papa is flushed ! 1188 001:208:23,521 --> 001:208:26,319 Hand over Papa - Papa goes to the sacred sewer 1189 001:208:27,001 --> 001:208:30,198 Get Papa out of the potty - You pull trigger, I pull flush. 1190 001:208:30,321 --> 001:208:31,595 I'll count to three 1191 001:208:31,641 --> 001:208:35,190 Wanna shoot us? Raju, scatter the ashes 1192 001:208:37,801 --> 001:208:38,756 One 1193 001:208:38,921 --> 001:208:43,472 Take us down, and Papa's down the drain 1194 001:208:44,681 --> 001:208:45,557 Two 1195 001:208:45,641 --> 001:208:47,996 Then grope for him in the gutter 1196 001:208:48,121 --> 001:208:48,951 What is it, Raju? 1197 001:208:50,321 --> 001:208:52,710 We've got the wrong urn. It's empty! 1198 001:208:53,561 --> 001:208:54,437 Empty? 1199 001:208:55,761 --> 001:208:59,071 Empty - we'll empty it out! 1200 001:208:59,201 --> 001:209:00,031 No, no ! 1201 001:209:00,121 --> 001:209:02,874 We'll empty it out 1202 001:209:02,961 --> 001:209:05,316 No... hands up ! 1203 001:209:07,521 --> 001:209:10,433 Who are you? 1204 001:209:10,601 --> 001:209:11,670 I am Rancho 1205 001:209:12,921 --> 001:209:15,276 I swear on Papa, it's true 1206 001:209:15,481 --> 001:209:17,199 I am Rancho ! That was Chhote.. 1207 001:209:18,281 --> 001:209:19,077 Chhote? 1208 001:209:20,401 --> 001:209:25,191 He was our gardener's son, Chhote 1209 001:209:27,081 --> 001:209:29,800 He stayed on with us after he was orphaned 1210 001:209:31,921 --> 001:209:39,430 Did odd jobs around the house, ran errands 1211 001:209:40,801 --> 001:209:42,029 He had a passion for learning 1212 001:209:45,161 --> 001:209:47,721 He'd wear my old uniform and slip into school 1213 001:209:49,641 --> 001:209:52,474 And attend any class he liked. It suited me 1214 001:209:53,401 --> 001:209:59,192 I made him do my homework, take my exams 1215 001:209:59,721 --> 001:300:02,633 It was going well, till one day.... 1216 001:300:03,041 --> 001:300:07,432 Our teacher saw a sixth grader doing tenth grade math 1217 001:300:07,481 --> 001:300:08,960 Which grade are you in, son? 1218 001:300:10,121 --> 001:300:11,270 What's your name? 1219 001:300:12,201 --> 001:300:13,111 We got caught 1220 001:300:14,201 --> 001:300:15,554 Papa was a powerful man, so...... 1221 001:300:15,681 --> 001:300:19,037 our teacher alerted him before going to the Principal 1222 001:300:19,521 --> 001:300:23,309 You started it, you will finish it 1223 001:300:25,921 --> 001:300:28,594 People pretend to show me respect 1224 001:300:29,281 --> 001:300:31,397 But behind my back... 1225 001:300:32,321 --> 001:300:33,879 mock me as an illiterate 1226 001:300:34,841 --> 001:300:36,797 I won't let that happen to my son 1227 001:300:37,841 --> 001:300:41,993 This boy wants to study. I want just a degree 1228 001:300:42,521 --> 001:300:44,398 Let the game go on 1229 001:300:45,361 --> 001:300:46,919 Make this kid an engineer 1230 001:300:48,121 --> 001:300:53,275 and I'll have a degree in my son's name on that wall 1231 001:300:53,601 --> 001:300:57,435 I went to London for four years, he went to college as me 1232 001:300:59,041 --> 001:301:04,957 He'd promised to cut contact with all after getting the degree 1233 001:301:06,921 --> 001:301:15,158 But he always said, 'Two idiots will come looking for me' 1234 001:301:19,681 --> 001:301:21,273 He really misses you both 1235 001:301:23,601 --> 001:301:27,389 I'll give you his address, go to him 1236 001:301:30,601 --> 001:301:33,957 But please keep my secret 1237 001:301:35,761 --> 001:301:36,876 What secret? 1238 001:301:49,681 --> 001:301:53,037 You got the wrong urn, sir. Papa is in here 1239 001:301:55,161 --> 001:301:57,629 What the hell's going on? Who was that gun guy? 1240 001:301:57,681 --> 001:302:01,071 Complicated story.. Without subtitles. Not for you 1241 001:302:01,121 --> 001:302:03,316 Ignore it - Where're we going? 1242 001:302:04,601 --> 001:302:05,477 Ladakh 1243 001:302:05,521 --> 001:302:06,840 Ladakh ! Why? 1244 001:302:07,521 --> 001:302:08,431 To meet Rancho 1245 001:302:08,601 --> 001:302:11,479 What's he doing in Ladakh? 1246 001:302:11,521 --> 001:302:14,957 No clue. We have the address of a school 1247 001:302:15,201 --> 001:302:18,159 School teacher! 1248 001:302:19,001 --> 001:302:22,277 I'm Vice President of Rockledge Corporation, and he...... 1249 001:302:22,681 --> 001:302:24,876 A for Apple, B for Ball... 1250 001:302:25,041 --> 001:302:26,190 D for Donkey 1251 001:302:26,881 --> 001:302:31,636 Next week I sign a huge deal with Phunsukh Wangdu 1252 001:302:31,801 --> 001:302:34,713 And he... A for Apple, B for Ball... 1253 001:302:38,281 --> 001:302:40,590 Today my respect for that idiot shot up 1254 001:302:41,481 --> 001:302:43,711 Most of us went to college just for a degree 1255 001:302:44,281 --> 001:302:48,320 No degree meant no plum job, no pretty wife... 1256 001:302:48,601 --> 001:302:51,069 no credit card, no social status 1257 001:302:51,721 --> 001:302:53,473 None of this mattered to him 1258 001:302:53,601 --> 001:302:55,353 He was in college for the joy of learning 1259 001:302:55,841 --> 001:302:58,992 He never cared if he was first or last 1260 001:302:59,561 --> 001:303:01,791 Who was the first man on the Moon? 1261 001:303:02,041 --> 001:303:03,190 Neil Armstrong, sir 1262 001:303:03,281 --> 001:303:05,351 Obviously, it is Neil Armstrong. We all know it 1263 001:303:05,521 --> 001:303:06,715 Who was the second? 1264 001:303:07,201 --> 001:303:08,759 Don't waste your time. It's not important 1265 001:303:09,201 --> 001:303:11,590 Nobody remembers the man who ever came second 1266 001:303:12,681 --> 001:303:17,914 Soon, 26 companies will be here with job offers 1267 001:303:18,361 --> 001:303:23,799 You'll have a job even before your final exam 1268 001:303:24,521 --> 001:303:26,318 This is your last lap, my friends 1269 001:303:26,641 --> 001:303:28,757 Put the pedal to the metal. Step on the gas 1270 001:303:28,841 --> 001:303:30,752 Go out there and make history! 1271 001:303:34,041 --> 001:303:35,190 Any questions? 1272 001:303:37,641 --> 001:303:38,517 Yes? 1273 001:303:39,801 --> 001:303:43,271 Sir, suppose a student gets a job...... 1274 001:303:43,641 --> 001:303:50,638 but narrowly fails the final exam, will he still have the job? 1275 001:303:51,121 --> 001:303:52,395 Very good question 1276 001:303:55,521 --> 001:303:57,796 Anyone else with the same question? 1277 001:303:59,641 --> 001:304:00,915 As expected 1278 001:304:03,161 --> 001:304:06,153 Please come on stage.. Give them a big hand 1279 001:304:16,881 --> 001:304:19,076 For the last four years 1280 001:304:19,121 --> 001:304:21,954 they've been our most consistent students 1281 001:304:22,081 --> 001:304:25,278 Consistently last in every exam 1282 001:304:26,081 --> 001:304:27,400 Come my geniuses, come 1283 001:304:28,801 --> 001:304:34,194 Their brains will fetch a handsome price 1284 001:304:34,881 --> 001:304:37,793 'Cause they're completely unused 1285 001:304:40,201 --> 001:304:41,395 And to answer their question - 1286 001:304:41,761 --> 001:304:44,958 The exam won't affect their jobs 1287 001:304:45,721 --> 001:304:49,111 Because no company will hire them anyway! 1288 001:304:49,921 --> 001:304:52,833 They're so unique, their names will be writ in gold - 1289 001:304:53,121 --> 001:304:55,919 'Farhanitrate' and 'Prerajulization' 1290 001:304:56,001 --> 001:304:57,434 Give them a big hand, please, everybody 1291 001:305:06,161 --> 001:305:10,837 He screwed us! 1292 001:305:10,961 --> 001:305:12,838 In front of everyone 1293 001:305:13,921 --> 001:305:18,836 God, I'll give up meat, light a 1000 incense sticks 1294 001:305:18,921 --> 001:305:20,639 Do me just one favor - 1295 001:305:20,721 --> 001:305:23,076 Delete Virus! 1296 001:305:24,641 --> 001:305:26,552 Burn him in hell 1297 001:305:27,881 --> 001:305:31,556 Fry Virus-nuggets in bubbling oil 1298 001:305:32,281 --> 001:305:35,034 You think God is a contract killer? 1299 001:305:35,641 --> 001:305:36,869 You shut up 1300 001:305:37,561 --> 001:305:40,359 You're in the center of the photo every year 1301 001:305:40,401 --> 001:305:42,278 We're rotting in the corner 1302 001:305:43,281 --> 001:305:46,193 This year we may fall out of the photo altogether 1303 001:305:48,561 --> 001:305:50,313 Know why I come first? - Why? 1304 001:305:50,721 --> 001:305:52,359 Because I love machines 1305 001:305:53,121 --> 001:305:54,873 Engineering is my passion 1306 001:305:55,881 --> 001:305:57,075 Know your passion? 1307 001:305:59,801 --> 001:306:01,439 That's my bag - Be quiet 1308 001:306:02,361 --> 001:306:03,635 What're you up to? 1309 001:306:05,961 --> 001:306:08,031 This... is your passion 1310 001:306:09,201 --> 001:306:10,600 Go post this letter 1311 001:306:10,961 --> 001:306:12,189 What letter? 1312 001:306:14,841 --> 001:306:18,959 5 years ago he wrote this for his favorite wildlife photographer 1313 001:306:19,681 --> 001:306:22,354 Andre... - Istvan 1314 001:306:23,281 --> 001:306:26,751 He wanted to train with him in Hungary 1315 001:306:27,641 --> 001:306:30,838 But in fear of his dad, the Fuhrer, never posted it 1316 001:306:32,481 --> 001:306:35,917 Quit Engineering, marry Photography 1317 001:306:36,841 --> 001:306:38,752 Follow your talent 1318 001:306:41,761 --> 001:306:45,640 If Michael Jackson's dad forced him to be a boxer... 1319 001:306:46,401 --> 001:306:49,791 and Mohammad Ali's dad pushed him to be a singer...... 1320 001:306:50,481 --> 001:306:51,755 imagine the disaster 1321 001:306:53,721 --> 001:306:56,155 Do you get it? 1322 001:306:59,561 --> 001:307:02,758 Idiot! Loves Photography, but is marrying machines 1323 001:307:07,201 --> 001:307:08,554 Your Holiness Guru Ranchhoddas 1324 001:307:09,801 --> 001:307:13,794 Engineering is my wife and mistress both 1325 001:307:15,161 --> 001:307:17,595 But I still fail.. Why? - Explain 1326 001:307:18,681 --> 001:307:20,956 'Cause you're a coward, scared of the future 1327 001:307:22,601 --> 001:307:26,913 Look at this - more holy rings than fingers 1328 001:307:27,441 --> 001:307:30,513 One ring per fear - exam, sis's dowry, job 1329 001:307:31,921 --> 001:307:35,550 With such fear of tomorrow, how'll you live today? 1330 001:307:36,361 --> 001:307:37,953 How'll you focus on studies? 1331 001:307:39,201 --> 001:307:42,193 Strange buddies ! One lives in fear, the other in pretense 1332 001:307:43,161 --> 001:307:48,315 You live in both - fear and pretense 1333 001:307:48,521 --> 001:307:54,357 You're scared to tell Pia you love her... so you pretend you don't 1334 001:307:56,761 --> 001:307:58,752 What rubbish ! 1335 001:307:59,361 --> 001:308:03,274 Easy to offer free advice, tough to follow it 1336 001:308:03,361 --> 001:308:06,478 Have the guts? Go confess to Pia. 1337 001:308:06,921 --> 001:308:10,630 There's no connection ! - Deep connection, Your Holiness 1338 001:308:10,721 --> 001:308:16,000 Listen, if you confess to Pia 1339 001:308:16,401 --> 001:308:20,679 I'll tell Dad - No Engineering, I'm marrying Photography 1340 001:308:21,801 --> 001:308:25,316 And I'll dump my rings before the job interview 1341 001:308:25,721 --> 001:308:26,756 Deal? 1342 001:308:28,881 --> 001:308:30,473 Have the guts? 1343 001:308:30,601 --> 001:308:32,796 His Holiness is speechless 1344 001:308:38,601 --> 001:308:39,431 Let's go 1345 001:308:44,281 --> 001:308:45,555 Follow me - Where? 1346 001:308:50,961 --> 001:308:52,440 Let's go 1347 001:308:52,921 --> 001:308:55,921 Hey Virus! I'm anti-Virus 1348 001:308:55,921 --> 001:308:57,561 Hope no dog here 1349 001:308:57,561 --> 001:308:59,791 Cowards ! Let's go 1350 001:308:59,921 --> 001:309:03,470 If any danger, I'll give the Virus alert 1351 001:309:15,201 --> 001:309:16,759 Beware - Virus inside 1352 001:309:36,521 --> 001:309:37,670 Need background score? 1353 001:309:37,881 --> 001:309:38,836 Pia - Who's it? 1354 001:309:41,481 --> 001:309:45,030 Don't yell ! It's me, Rancho 1355 001:309:46,881 --> 001:309:50,157 Just listen for a moment, then I'm gone 1356 001:309:50,441 --> 001:309:52,750 Say not a word... 1357 001:309:53,081 --> 001:309:54,036 Pia... - Yes? 1358 001:309:56,081 --> 001:309:59,278 Those 22 minutes with you on the scooter 1359 001:400:00,081 --> 001:400:04,472 were the most enchanting 22 minutes of my life 1360 001:400:08,721 --> 001:400:13,920 I could spend an eternity with you on the scooter 1361 001:400:14,041 --> 001:400:14,871 Wow 1362 001:400:16,081 --> 001:400:19,073 .... and time stands still 1363 001:400:20,081 --> 001:400:27,192 Every night you ride into my dreams on your scooter, dressed as a bride 1364 001:400:30,081 --> 001:400:32,311 Instead of a veil, you lift your helmet 1365 001:400:35,641 --> 001:400:38,474 and come close to kiss me 1366 001:400:41,441 --> 001:400:43,636 But that kiss doesn't happen 1367 001:400:44,441 --> 001:400:45,317 Why? 1368 001:400:45,641 --> 001:400:48,678 Because the noses collide, and I wake up 1369 001:400:49,721 --> 001:400:51,313 The noses never collide, stupid ! 1370 001:400:56,201 --> 001:400:59,193 I'm sorry, I thought you were Pia 1371 001:400:59,761 --> 001:401:00,671 I wish I was 1372 001:401:00,961 --> 001:401:02,679 Sis, why did you interrupt? 1373 001:401:03,121 --> 001:401:04,873 It took him four years to say this 1374 001:401:05,081 --> 001:401:07,993 Pia, kiss him. Show that noses don't collide 1375 001:401:08,081 --> 001:401:11,198 You have my permission, kiss him... He's so cute! 1376 001:401:11,721 --> 001:401:13,313 Who's this? - My sister 1377 001:401:14,281 --> 001:401:15,270 Who're you? 1378 001:401:24,561 --> 001:401:28,156 When you were talking, he kicked. First time ! 1379 001:401:28,201 --> 001:401:31,876 He? How do you know it's a 'he' or 'she'? 1380 001:401:32,161 --> 001:401:36,040 Papa asked the astrologer If we'd get an engineer or a doctor 1381 001:401:36,961 --> 001:401:37,837 Meaning? 1382 001:401:38,001 --> 001:401:40,754 Boy becomes an engineer, girl a doctor 1383 001:401:41,521 --> 001:401:46,800 Champ, better stay inside. Out here's a circus 1384 001:401:47,841 --> 001:401:51,436 Your grandpa is the ringmaster. He'll crack his whip - 1385 001:401:51,561 --> 001:401:56,760 'Run ! Life is a race. Be an engineer' 1386 001:401:57,561 --> 001:402:02,589 But you follow your heart.. If grandpa scares you... 1387 001:402:03,361 --> 001:402:06,592 put your hand on your heart and say, 'All is well' 1388 001:402:07,441 --> 001:402:08,191 He kicked 1389 001:402:10,121 --> 001:402:11,156 Say it again 1390 001:402:12,321 --> 001:402:13,879 All is well 1391 001:402:14,721 --> 001:402:16,359 Kicked again 1392 001:402:17,921 --> 001:402:20,799 Once more - All is well 1393 001:402:25,121 --> 001:402:29,114 All is well 1394 001:402:29,681 --> 001:402:30,591 Who is it? 1395 001:402:31,401 --> 001:402:32,356 Go 1396 001:402:33,001 --> 001:402:37,836 You sent hate-mail to Dad, here's pee-mail for you 1397 001:402:37,921 --> 001:402:42,199 Enjoy the pee-mail, happy reading! 1398 001:402:48,401 --> 001:402:51,040 Who is it? - Your future son-in-law 1399 001:402:51,281 --> 001:402:52,714 And the wedding party 1400 001:402:53,521 --> 001:402:54,556 Rastogi ! 1401 001:402:56,881 --> 001:402:58,633 Security, that way 1402 001:403:27,041 --> 001:403:30,636 So you all have already learned about the simple pendulum 1403 001:403:31,321 --> 001:403:35,075 Now let's get down to the advanced study about compound pendulum 1404 001:403:36,441 --> 001:403:40,275 It's an irregular object oscillating about its own axis 1405 001:403:40,681 --> 001:403:41,716 Let me demonstrate to you 1406 001:403:42,281 --> 001:403:44,158 What's this? - Pencil 1407 001:403:44,441 --> 001:403:45,840 What's inside? - Lead 1408 001:403:45,881 --> 001:403:47,951 Good. Lead is the axis to this pencil 1409 001:403:48,441 --> 001:403:51,319 Even you can be a compound pendulum, if you oscillate about... 1410 001:403:58,641 --> 001:404:01,155 Where is Raju Rastogi? - Present, sir 1411 001:404:08,321 --> 001:404:10,152 Hi.. Everybody is here 1412 001:404:11,761 --> 001:404:12,796 Good morning, sir 1413 001:404:13,681 --> 001:404:14,830 Where were you last night? 1414 001:404:15,361 --> 001:404:18,319 Studying all night, sir - Studying? 1415 001:404:18,481 --> 001:404:19,391 Really? 1416 001:404:19,521 --> 001:404:22,399 Hasn't slept two nights, that's why he looks scruffy 1417 001:404:22,481 --> 001:404:23,357 Not slept? 1418 001:404:23,521 --> 001:404:24,510 What did you study? 1419 001:404:25,561 --> 001:404:29,440 Induction motor, sir. The whole chapter 1420 001:404:29,721 --> 001:404:30,597 Whole chapter? 1421 001:404:30,801 --> 001:404:32,757 In that case, Mr. Ra ju Rastogi... 1422 001:404:32,841 --> 001:404:33,717 Yessir! 1423 001:404:33,841 --> 001:404:36,401 Can you tell us how an induction motor starts? 1424 001:404:44,161 --> 001:404:45,037 Stop it 1425 001:404:52,401 --> 001:404:54,596 Sir, rum 1426 001:404:56,401 --> 001:404:57,390 Mr. Rastogi 1427 001:404:57,841 --> 001:405:00,116 Let's have a cup of tea in my office 1428 001:405:05,961 --> 001:405:06,871 Sir? 1429 001:405:08,001 --> 001:405:08,877 Close the door 1430 001:405:13,921 --> 001:405:14,956 Can you type? 1431 001:405:16,201 --> 001:405:17,031 Yes, sir 1432 001:405:17,201 --> 001:405:18,634 Will you type a letter for me? 1433 001:405:20,641 --> 001:405:21,676 Definitely, sir 1434 001:405:21,961 --> 001:405:22,871 Come, sit 1435 001:405:23,601 --> 001:405:24,590 Sir, I'm sorry sir... 1436 001:405:26,881 --> 001:405:27,791 Please type 1437 001:405:29,401 --> 001:405:30,197 Dear Sir... 1438 001:405:31,121 --> 001:405:34,397 It is my painful duty to inform you... 1439 001:405:35,641 --> 001:405:38,201 that your son is rusticated... 1440 001:405:38,961 --> 001:405:41,429 No, sorry, delete that.. Go back 1441 001:405:42,121 --> 001:405:46,034 Your son, Mr. Raju Rastogi... 1442 001:405:47,081 --> 001:405:51,074 is rusticated from the Imperial College of Engineering 1443 001:405:51,641 --> 001:405:52,994 Come on, type 1444 001:406:00,161 --> 001:406:01,799 It'll kill my dad, sir 1445 001:406:01,961 --> 001:406:03,679 Please type - Sir, please sir 1446 001:406:04,121 --> 001:406:07,909 My decision is final and irrevocable 1447 001:406:09,881 --> 001:406:14,830 He lives just to see me become an engineer 1448 001:406:14,881 --> 001:406:18,999 Should've thought of that before peeing on my door 1449 001:406:19,121 --> 001:406:23,399 Sir, give me one chance... please 1450 001:406:28,761 --> 001:406:32,037 Ok, remove your name from the letter... 1451 001:406:33,321 --> 001:406:35,391 and put in Rancho's 1452 001:406:36,761 --> 001:406:38,877 I know he was with you last night 1453 001:406:39,681 --> 001:406:43,594 Be my witness and I'll spare you 1454 001:406:47,001 --> 001:406:50,880 You have 7 ½ minutes to think 1455 001:407:36,081 --> 001:407:40,836 We won't let go of you 1456 001:407:42,201 --> 001:407:47,480 We're not done yet... no way 1457 001:407:49,521 --> 001:407:52,593 The heavens may beckon you 1458 001:407:52,681 --> 001:407:55,753 But we'll take up arms against God 1459 001:407:55,801 --> 001:408:01,637 And it's not a fight we intend to lose 1460 001:408:02,161 --> 001:408:05,153 You may try your best to escape 1461 001:408:05,281 --> 001:408:08,353 Try with all your might 1462 001:408:08,521 --> 001:408:14,869 But there is no way we are letting go of you 1463 001:408:15,441 --> 001:408:21,277 We won't let go of you 1464 001:408:21,721 --> 001:408:27,751 We're not done yet... no way 1465 001:408:29,521 --> 001:408:32,160 Rancho, watch that monitor 1466 001:408:32,441 --> 001:408:33,191 Raju 1467 001:408:34,921 --> 001:408:37,958 His body is paralyzed with shock, but his mind is alert 1468 001:408:38,441 --> 001:408:42,593 He can see and hear us. Please don't cry in front of him 1469 001:408:44,361 --> 001:408:48,593 Speak to him normally, motivate him, joke around 1470 001:408:51,481 --> 001:408:54,041 Good news, Raju.. Your dad's recovered 1471 001:408:54,201 --> 001:408:55,554 The new medicine worked 1472 001:408:55,961 --> 001:408:58,680 Is this your family tradition - 1473 001:408:59,441 --> 001:409:02,681 As one male gets up, the other conks out? 1474 001:409:02,681 --> 001:409:04,273 Come, wake up 1475 001:409:05,121 --> 001:409:06,474 Your dad wants Pia's scooter 1476 001:409:06,601 --> 001:409:10,276 Should I give it to him? Hope he won't dent it 1477 001:409:16,041 --> 001:409:20,193 Raju, Farhan is live on webcam. From the hostel 1478 001:409:22,361 --> 001:409:25,080 Look, Virus has canceled your suspension order 1479 001:409:25,401 --> 001:409:27,551 Problem solved... Wake up now 1480 001:409:27,841 --> 001:409:30,480 Everything's resolved ! You hear that? 1481 001:409:30,841 --> 001:409:33,560 Rise and shine, buddy 1482 001:409:35,081 --> 001:409:38,153 In this journey of few strides 1483 001:409:38,361 --> 001:409:41,194 On the path called life 1484 001:409:41,401 --> 001:409:46,998 Don't quit... Just celebrate the ride 1485 001:409:47,761 --> 001:409:50,798 Listen please to those who love you 1486 001:409:50,921 --> 001:409:53,833 Every dark night is followed by sunrise 1487 001:409:54,161 --> 001:409:59,189 Don't shut out those who love you 1488 001:409:59,401 --> 001:500:05,636 We won't let go of you 1489 001:500:05,761 --> 001:500:11,836 We're not done yet... no way 1490 001:500:12,041 --> 001:500:18,196 We won't let go of you 1491 001:500:18,321 --> 001:500:25,591 We're not done yet... no way 1492 001:500:28,801 --> 001:500:32,510 Look, mom bought a new saree - Brand new 1493 001:500:32,641 --> 001:500:34,199 It cost 2000 /- 1494 001:500:34,841 --> 001:500:36,035 Wake up now 1495 001:500:37,161 --> 001:500:39,197 She bought not one, but ten sarees 1496 001:500:39,641 --> 001:500:40,517 Look! 1497 001:500:42,521 --> 001:500:43,590 Hey Raju ! 1498 001:500:43,641 --> 001:500:46,553 C'mon tell me... How do I look? 1499 001:500:47,601 --> 001:500:50,559 Remember the letters mom would write... 1500 001:500:50,681 --> 001:500:53,673 Always blessed you with eternal life 1501 001:500:53,841 --> 001:500:59,711 Don't die on her...... you can 't die 1502 001:501:00,081 --> 001:501:03,153 Look at us now, don't turn away 1503 001:501:03,281 --> 001:501:06,273 Smile once to show you care 1504 001:501:06,441 --> 001:501:14,678 Wake up, don't torment us anymore 1505 001:501:18,561 --> 001:501:22,554 Did you hear about your sis? 1506 001:501:23,441 --> 001:501:26,035 She's getting married 1507 001:501:27,001 --> 001:501:28,275 Without any dowry 1508 001:501:28,921 --> 001:501:33,631 The bridegroom wants nothing at all 1509 001:501:33,841 --> 001:501:37,197 He just wants Kammo 1510 001:501:37,801 --> 001:501:41,794 You know who the bridegroom is? - Yeah 1511 001:501:41,841 --> 001:501:42,671 Guess ! 1512 001:501:42,721 --> 001:501:44,552 You know him very well - Yes 1513 001:501:44,721 --> 001:501:46,313 He loves animals - Huh......? 1514 001:501:46,481 --> 001:501:49,041 He's going to be a wildlife photographer 1515 001:501:49,121 --> 001:501:50,634 Quiet... Shhhh... 1516 001:501:50,721 --> 001:501:53,758 Didn't get it? It's our Farhan 1517 001:501:54,681 --> 001:501:58,640 Farhan will never take any dowry 1518 001:501:59,201 --> 001:502:03,433 Farhan will marry your sister 1519 001:502:03,841 --> 001:502:07,834 For free ! Free! Free ! 1520 001:502:12,241 --> 001:502:14,550 Raju 1521 001:502:17,561 --> 001:502:21,190 One kilo okra, 500 grams cheese for 'free' would've woken him 1522 001:502:21,561 --> 001:502:23,199 Why sacrifice me... ! 1523 001:502:23,481 --> 001:502:25,392 Well done, buddy 1524 001:502:26,161 --> 001:502:29,551 So it's all fixed - Farhan will marry your sister 1525 001:502:30,601 --> 001:502:31,556 Rancho 1526 001:502:34,081 --> 001:502:37,118 Rascals... Stop fibbing 1527 001:502:39,601 --> 001:502:40,590 Lucky escape ! 1528 001:502:40,761 --> 001:502:46,916 We won't let go of you 1529 001:502:47,041 --> 001:502:53,196 We're not done yet... no way 1530 001:502:53,401 --> 001:502:59,510 We won't let go of you 1531 001:502:59,681 --> 001:503:05,438 We're not done yet... no way 1532 001:503:05,481 --> 001:503:11,716 We won 't let go of you 1533 001:503:12,041 --> 001:503:13,713 'Okra Rs.12 / kilo' 1534 001:503:22,641 --> 001:503:24,154 You called for a taxi? 1535 001:503:24,201 --> 001:503:25,919 I did - It's waiting 1536 001:503:26,041 --> 001:503:27,474 Thank you.. Why? 1537 001:503:27,881 --> 001:503:29,155 I'm going to the job interview 1538 001:503:29,401 --> 001:503:30,595 You coming with me? 1539 001:503:30,961 --> 001:503:35,398 No. I'm going for the interview. You're going home 1540 001:503:35,521 --> 001:503:36,840 Why would I go home? 1541 001:503:38,281 --> 001:503:41,591 Remember, we promised this rascal 1542 001:503:44,801 --> 001:503:46,792 Give me your tie 1543 001:503:48,281 --> 001:503:49,111 Why? 1544 001:503:49,321 --> 001:503:53,075 I doubt you'll go for the interview after reading this 1545 001:503:53,961 --> 001:503:54,837 What's that? 1546 001:503:55,001 --> 001:503:57,754 A letter - For you, from Hungary 1547 001:503:58,081 --> 001:504:00,595 Some photographer called Andre Istvan 1548 001:504:08,201 --> 001:504:09,919 You posted my letter ! 1549 001:504:10,081 --> 001:504:11,719 He loved your pictures 1550 001:504:12,161 --> 001:504:14,721 The guy wants you to assist him... 1551 001:504:15,481 --> 001:504:18,871 in the Brazilian rain forest, for a year 1552 001:504:19,201 --> 001:504:20,759 Will pay you, too 1553 001:504:36,041 --> 001:504:37,269 Dad will never agree 1554 001:504:39,761 --> 001:504:42,321 Go speak to him... from your heart 1555 001:504:43,921 --> 001:504:45,036 For once, dump your fears... 1556 001:504:45,681 --> 001:504:51,472 or someday, on your deathbed, you'll regret it 1557 001:504:51,961 --> 001:504:54,429 You'll remember that the letter was in your hand, taxi at the gate...... 1558 001:504:54,561 --> 001:504:58,190 With just a little courage, you could've turned your life around 1559 001:505:04,481 --> 001:505:06,358 Do you think he'll like it? 1560 001:505:06,961 --> 001:505:09,191 Why such an expensive gift? 1561 001:505:10,281 --> 001:505:12,636 Our son's getting his first job today 1562 001:505:13,881 --> 001:505:17,635 Don't be stingy at such a proud moment 1563 001:505:19,481 --> 001:505:20,436 Farhan? 1564 001:505:25,321 --> 001:505:27,516 Don't you have the job interview today? 1565 001:505:29,201 --> 001:505:30,077 I didn't go 1566 001:505:32,721 --> 001:505:34,393 I don't want to be an engineer, Dad 1567 001:505:38,441 --> 001:505:40,318 What happened? You had an accident? 1568 001:505:43,801 --> 001:505:48,829 See that building? I jumped from its third floor 1569 001:505:51,521 --> 001:505:52,397 Why? 1570 001:505:52,721 --> 001:505:54,951 Because I was rusticated from college 1571 001:505:57,761 --> 001:505:58,557 Why? 1572 001:505:59,041 --> 001:506:03,671 Drunk, I urinated on the Director's door 1573 001:506:05,881 --> 001:506:09,396 That scoundrel Rancho is messing with your mind ! 1574 001:506:09,521 --> 001:506:13,116 I don't enjoy Engineering. I'd make a terrible engineer 1575 001:506:15,161 --> 001:506:19,598 Rancho has a simple belief - Make your passion your profession 1576 001:506:19,921 --> 001:506:21,434 Then work will become play 1577 001:506:21,561 --> 001:506:23,392 What'll you earn in that jungle? 1578 001:506:24,001 --> 001:506:27,516 A small stipend, but I'll learn a lot 1579 001:506:27,561 --> 001:506:28,710 Five years from now... 1580 001:506:29,401 --> 001:506:33,952 when you see your friends buying cars and homes, you'll curse yourself 1581 001:506:34,041 --> 001:506:37,875 Life as an engineer will bring only frustration. Then I'll curse you 1582 001:506:39,841 --> 001:506:41,559 I'd rather curse myself, Dad 1583 001:506:41,681 --> 001:506:42,830 The world will laugh ! 1584 001:506:44,041 --> 001:506:45,952 Label you a loser, for quitting in the final year 1585 001:506:46,801 --> 001:506:52,273 Mr. Kapoor feels you're fortunate to be at ICE. What'll he think? 1586 001:506:52,521 --> 001:506:54,591 Mr. Kapoor didn't provide me with an air-conditioner 1587 001:506:57,281 --> 001:506:59,476 It wasn't Mr. Kapoor who slept in discomfort while I slept well 1588 001:507:01,721 --> 001:507:04,599 He didn't take me around the zoo on his shoulders 1589 001:507:07,321 --> 001:507:08,515 You did all that, Dad 1590 001:507:10,881 --> 001:507:16,114 How you feel, matters to me. Mr. Kapoor makes no difference 1591 001:507:17,201 --> 001:507:19,032 I don't even know his first name 1592 001:507:19,161 --> 001:507:21,959 You think you're the hero of a melodrama? 1593 001:507:22,121 --> 001:507:24,760 Enough, please... he's upset 1594 001:507:25,961 --> 001:507:28,316 God forbid, if he did something crazy like Raju... 1595 001:507:28,521 --> 001:507:30,034 Then the discussion is over 1596 001:507:30,321 --> 001:507:33,950 Don't say a word or His Lordship will jump off the roof 1597 001:507:37,281 --> 001:507:42,071 No, Dad. I'll never attempt suicide. I promise 1598 001:507:44,481 --> 001:507:51,193 The Rancho you detest put this picture in my wallet 1599 001:507:52,721 --> 001:507:56,396 Told me to see it if a suicidal thought crossed my mind 1600 001:507:56,521 --> 001:507:59,672 and imagine what'd happen to your smiles 1601 001:507:59,721 --> 001:508:01,439 when you see my dead body 1602 001:508:06,761 --> 001:508:10,390 I want to convince you, Dad 1603 001:508:11,801 --> 001:508:14,156 but not with a suicide threat 1604 001:508:17,761 --> 001:508:21,436 Dad, what'll happen if I become a photographer? 1605 001:508:21,721 --> 001:508:22,915 I'll earn less 1606 001:508:23,801 --> 001:508:25,439 I'll have a smaller house, a smaller car 1607 001:508:27,401 --> 001:508:28,880 But I'll be happy 1608 001:508:30,481 --> 001:508:31,709 I will be really happy 1609 001:508:32,961 --> 001:508:34,553 Whatever I do for you will be out of genuine love 1610 001:508:36,401 --> 001:508:38,073 I've always listened to you 1611 001:508:38,441 --> 001:508:41,433 For once, let me listen to my heart 1612 001:508:43,441 --> 001:508:44,317 Please... Dad 1613 001:508:50,481 --> 001:508:51,391 Dad...... 1614 001:508:52,561 --> 001:508:53,755 Please don't go away... 1615 001:508:59,721 --> 001:509:00,870 Return this 1616 001:509:04,201 --> 001:509:06,590 Son, what's the cost of a professional camera? 1617 001:509:07,801 --> 001:509:09,519 Can the laptop be exchanged for it? 1618 001:509:10,921 --> 001:509:12,718 If you need more money, just ask 1619 001:509:21,161 --> 001:509:23,038 Go live your life, my son 1620 001:509:25,841 --> 001:509:29,959 Your grades are consistently poor.. Reason? 1621 001:509:30,601 --> 001:509:31,431 Fear 1622 001:509:32,481 --> 001:509:33,834 I was a good student since childhood 1623 001:509:34,561 --> 001:509:36,631 Parents hoped I'd end their poverty 1624 001:509:38,481 --> 001:509:39,436 That scared me 1625 001:509:40,881 --> 001:509:44,191 Here I saw the mad race. You don't count if you're not first 1626 001:509:45,881 --> 001:509:46,870 My fear grew 1627 001:509:48,481 --> 001:509:49,880 Fear is not good for grades, sir 1628 001:509:50,481 --> 001:509:52,790 I slipped on more charms and rings 1629 001:509:53,761 --> 001:509:58,039 Prayed to God for favors. No... begged for favors 1630 002:000:01,001 --> 002:000:03,993 1 6 broken bones gave me two months to think and reflect 1631 002:000:04,521 --> 002:000:05,715 Finally, sense dawned 1632 002:000:07,161 --> 002:000:12,110 Today I didn't beg God for this job, just thanked him for this life 1633 002:000:14,481 --> 002:000:18,315 If you reject me, no regrets 1634 002:000:18,641 --> 002:000:22,600 I'll still do something worthwhile with my life 1635 002:000:23,121 --> 002:000:28,115 Such frank behavior is not good for our firm 1636 002:000:28,681 --> 002:000:32,799 We need someone diplomatic to handle clients 1637 002:000:32,881 --> 002:000:35,156 You're too straightforward 1638 002:000:36,961 --> 002:000:37,757 But... 1639 002:000:38,881 --> 002:000:45,070 if you assure us you'll control this attitude 1640 002:000:45,201 --> 002:000:48,079 we may consider you 1641 002:000:51,281 --> 002:000:54,318 It took two broken legs to get me up on my feet 1642 002:000:56,121 --> 002:000:57,873 Wasn't easy to get this attitude 1643 002:000:58,561 --> 002:000:59,391 Can't change it, sir 1644 002:001:02,921 --> 002:001:07,949 You keep your job...... I'll keep my attitude 1645 002:001:08,081 --> 002:001:09,400 I'm sorry, no offense, sir 1646 002:001:13,601 --> 002:001:14,431 Wait 1647 002:001:16,321 --> 002:001:20,155 I've interviewed countless candidates for 25 years 1648 002:001:20,561 --> 002:001:23,314 Everyone turns into a yes-man to get the job 1649 002:001:23,481 --> 002:001:24,800 Where did you spring from, son? 1650 002:001:26,641 --> 002:001:27,437 Sir? 1651 002:001:27,681 --> 002:001:30,195 Shall we discuss the salary? 1652 002:001:37,441 --> 002:001:38,317 Thank you, sir 1653 002:002:09,561 --> 002:002:13,600 Your Majesty, thou art great 1654 002:002:15,441 --> 002:002:17,033 Accept this humble offering 1655 002:002:52,161 --> 002:002:55,471 Govind ! 1656 002:002:57,441 --> 002:003:00,797 You had said, 'If he gets a job, shave it off' 1657 002:003:07,721 --> 002:003:08,710 What have you done? 1658 002:003:12,161 --> 002:003:15,437 I feel naked without my moustache 1659 002:003:17,641 --> 002:003:19,472 I've lost my dignity 1660 002:003:21,481 --> 002:003:23,836 I won't accept defeat, Rastogi 1661 002:003:25,081 --> 002:003:28,960 The job isn't yours until you pass your final exam 1662 002:003:30,361 --> 002:003:34,149 And this time, I will set the question paper 1663 002:003:37,201 --> 002:003:39,715 Dad, that's not fair 1664 002:003:41,961 --> 002:003:45,351 Everything is fair in Love and War 1665 002:003:45,841 --> 002:003:49,038 And this is World War...... III 1666 002:003:50,441 --> 002:003:51,430 Rastogi, you're dead meat! 1667 002:003:56,201 --> 002:003:57,077 Hey 1668 002:003:59,401 --> 002:004:00,277 What're you doing here? 1669 002:004:03,121 --> 002:004:03,951 Be careful 1670 002:004:09,401 --> 002:004:13,110 You've been drinking - Yup, had to down a couple 1671 002:004:13,641 --> 002:004:15,757 A couple too many! 1672 002:004:15,841 --> 002:004:17,672 Needed the guts - For what? 1673 002:004:19,361 --> 002:004:20,840 For stealing this - What's this? 1674 002:004:21,881 --> 002:004:25,874 The duplicate key to Virus's office 1675 002:004:28,281 --> 002:004:30,511 The question paper's in a cover with a red seal 1676 002:004:31,161 --> 002:004:34,995 Dad has set it, to fail Raju 1677 002:004:35,281 --> 002:004:36,191 Go get it! 1678 002:004:37,201 --> 002:004:39,669 Are you mad or what - that's cheating! 1679 002:004:43,961 --> 002:004:47,078 Everything's fair in Love and War 1680 002:004:48,521 --> 002:004:49,510 Tell me something...... 1681 002:004:51,361 --> 002:004:52,510 Do you really feel...... 1682 002:004:54,001 --> 002:004:59,314 the noses collide while kissing? 1683 002:005:04,521 --> 002:005:08,116 Wait.. Have some dhokla 1684 002:005:10,481 --> 002:005:12,995 You Gujaratis are so cute 1685 002:005:13,881 --> 002:005:17,078 But why does your food sound so dangerous? 1686 002:005:18,121 --> 002:005:23,149 Dhokla, Fafda, Handwa, Thepla, Khakhra 1687 002:005:24,201 --> 002:005:26,271 Sound like missiles 1688 002:005:26,321 --> 002:005:27,151 C'mon 1689 002:005:27,361 --> 002:005:29,750 'Today Bush dropped two Dhoklas on Iraq' 1690 002:005:30,361 --> 002:005:33,114 '400 dead, 200 injured' 1691 002:005:33,441 --> 002:005:34,317 C'mon 1692 002:005:37,641 --> 002:005:38,596 Oh... 1693 002:005:40,041 --> 002:005:44,319 I can deal with Khakhra, Fafda.. But your name... 1694 002:005:45,201 --> 002:005:48,398 'Ranchhoddas Shamaldas Chanchad' - Yuck 1695 002:005:49,561 --> 002:005:52,029 I won't change my last name after marriage 1696 002:005:53,801 --> 002:005:56,679 Pia, we can't get married 1697 002:006:00,081 --> 002:006:00,957 Why? 1698 002:006:01,761 --> 002:006:03,160 Is there someone else? 1699 002:006:05,561 --> 002:006:06,391 No 1700 002:006:06,681 --> 002:006:08,353 Are you gay? - No 1701 002:006:10,121 --> 002:006:11,952 Then why don't you propose to me? 1702 002:006:16,321 --> 002:006:17,720 Are you impotent? - No 1703 002:006:20,281 --> 002:006:22,033 Then prove it 1704 002:006:22,481 --> 002:006:23,391 Pia, no 1705 002:006:23,641 --> 002:006:25,040 Stop, stop! 1706 002:006:25,201 --> 002:006:27,476 What happened? - We didn't inform Pia 1707 002:006:27,921 --> 002:006:29,912 Stop here, my bladders are bursting 1708 002:006:29,961 --> 002:006:31,758 Shut up ! - Are you in touch with her? 1709 002:006:32,041 --> 002:006:35,078 No..... I have her home number Then call her, I'll stop 1710 002:006:41,281 --> 002:006:42,077 Hello 1711 002:006:42,161 --> 002:006:44,311 No place for urine-expulsion in this country 1712 002:006:44,361 --> 002:006:47,637 Hello, is Pia there? - No, she's not 1713 002:006:48,001 --> 002:006:49,719 Is she at the hospital? 1714 002:006:49,841 --> 002:006:51,354 Why would she be there? 1715 002:006:51,561 --> 002:006:53,677 She's getting married today - in Manali 1716 002:007:01,361 --> 002:007:02,555 Too late ! She's married 1717 002:007:03,921 --> 002:007:06,719 Not yet. It's a six hour drive 1718 002:007:07,041 --> 002:007:09,032 If we rush, we'll reach before the vows 1719 002:007:09,521 --> 002:007:10,351 What do you say? 1720 002:007:12,201 --> 002:007:14,556 It's a no-brainer. Let's turn back 1721 002:007:14,761 --> 002:007:16,433 No turning back 1722 002:007:16,881 --> 002:007:19,520 Straight to Ladakh. We'll meet Rancho and return 1723 002:007:19,681 --> 002:007:22,149 I have a Friday meeting with Phunsukh Wangdu 1724 002:007:22,281 --> 002:007:23,760 Get into the car 1725 002:007:23,961 --> 002:007:26,839 If I miss my meeting, the Japanese will get him 1726 002:007:27,041 --> 002:007:29,999 They're offering him a first name in the company 1727 002:007:30,121 --> 002:007:32,316 'Phunsukh and Fujiyashi', profit sharing...... 1728 002:008:04,601 --> 002:008:06,671 Pia weds Suhas! - Thanks for the suit 1729 002:008:08,921 --> 002:008:10,354 Virus will have a heart attack 1730 002:008:11,401 --> 002:008:13,995 At every daughter's wedding, we're there to rock the party 1731 002:008:15,361 --> 002:008:18,637 Listen, I'll update Pia, you peel off the price tag 1732 002:008:34,761 --> 002:008:36,911 Farhan - We found Rancho 1733 002:008:44,721 --> 002:008:46,279 For Room 1 07? - Yes, sir 1734 002:008:46,961 --> 002:008:49,680 You've taken ages - Sorry, sir 1735 002:008:49,801 --> 002:008:50,631 Off, now 1736 002:008:59,321 --> 002:009:00,959 Housekeeping, sir - Come in 1737 002:009:01,481 --> 002:009:03,995 Amore...... Amore... 1738 002:009:04,081 --> 002:009:05,400 Quick, iron my coat 1739 002:009:05,481 --> 002:009:08,200 Amore...... Amore... 1740 002:009:09,041 --> 002:009:12,158 We found Rancho ! Now you can't marry this ass 1741 002:009:12,641 --> 002:009:13,676 You're mad, Farhan 1742 002:009:14,761 --> 002:009:17,321 Don't fool yourself, Pia. You still love Rancho 1743 002:009:17,521 --> 002:009:19,398 You're still eating his favorite food 1744 002:009:19,681 --> 002:009:22,195 Amore...... Amore... 1745 002:009:37,001 --> 002:009:41,040 He's incorrigible. Once a price tag, always a price tag 1746 002:009:41,121 --> 002:009:43,874 Shut up, Farhan. Suhas is a changed man 1747 002:009:44,401 --> 002:009:46,312 He doesn't speak of brands and prices anymore 1748 002:009:46,361 --> 002:009:49,433 My 150,000/ - coat 1749 002:009:49,521 --> 002:009:51,557 Why do you people eat sauce? 1750 002:009:51,601 --> 002:009:53,990 I'll sort it out, sir - How? 1751 002:009:54,081 --> 002:009:56,549 Our laundry specializes in cleaning mint-stained suits 1752 002:009:56,681 --> 002:009:58,592 I'll clean it in a jiffy 1753 002:100:03,681 --> 002:100:04,955 Get it soon 1754 002:100:05,881 --> 002:100:08,031 But it's too late now, Farhan - Pia 1755 002:100:08,881 --> 002:100:11,031 Let's go, Pia, we're late 1756 002:100:22,001 --> 002:100:25,198 Pia, it's me...... Raju. Don't yell, they'll kill me 1757 002:100:30,161 --> 002:100:31,037 Where is Suhas? 1758 002:100:31,081 --> 002:100:33,720 Housekeeping took my coat 1759 002:100:34,161 --> 002:100:35,879 Go... Send Suhas here 1760 002:100:36,081 --> 002:100:39,153 It's rude to leave the ceremony 1761 002:100:50,001 --> 002:100:51,593 Yeah, Farhan? - The car's ready 1762 002:100:51,921 --> 002:100:54,435 Grab her hand and run. Don't move 1763 002:100:55,881 --> 002:100:57,439 Sir..... - My coat? 1764 002:100:57,481 --> 002:100:58,601 You're here..... 1765 002:100:58,601 --> 002:101:00,319 So who's at the altar? - Altar? 1766 002:101:02,521 --> 002:101:04,910 Another couple of rounds, and we'll be considered married 1767 002:101:05,081 --> 002:101:07,276 I'm already married, Pia.. Let's go 1768 002:101:07,721 --> 002:101:10,872 It's too late. People will laugh at me 1769 002:101:11,121 --> 002:101:12,839 So you'll commit suicide? 1770 002:101:13,401 --> 002:101:14,277 Rastogi ! 1771 002:101:14,361 --> 002:101:16,397 People will gossip briefly, then forget 1772 002:101:17,721 --> 002:101:20,681 But you.... you'll regret on your deathbed 1773 002:101:20,681 --> 002:101:23,514 that the car was at the gate, Rancho within reach... 1774 002:101:23,681 --> 002:101:27,037 but in fear of people, you married this ass 1775 002:101:29,121 --> 002:101:30,031 Housekeeping? 1776 002:102:08,161 --> 002:102:11,073 Pia, minor problem 1777 002:102:11,361 --> 002:102:12,191 What? 1778 002:102:12,601 --> 002:102:14,159 We don't know if Rancho's married 1779 002:102:14,201 --> 002:102:15,031 What! 1780 002:102:15,121 --> 002:102:17,681 He won't be married - And if he is? 1781 002:102:18,521 --> 002:102:19,874 Then we'll drop you back 1782 002:102:20,721 --> 002:102:24,350 Relax! Handmade biscuit? 1783 002:102:28,041 --> 002:102:28,871 What's he doing here? 1784 002:102:29,881 --> 002:102:33,157 Ignore him - The biscuit's very good 1785 002:102:34,161 --> 002:102:35,958 Till yesterday, I was a law-abiding citizen 1786 002:102:36,441 --> 002:102:40,150 But in the last 24 hours, I'd grounded an aircraft 1787 002:102:40,921 --> 002:102:43,276 almost assigned Shamaldas's ashes to the sewers, and 1788 002:102:43,521 --> 002:102:47,753 made a bride elope from her own wedding! All for Rancho 1789 002:102:49,161 --> 002:102:51,197 But he too would do anything for friends 1790 002:102:51,441 --> 002:102:54,797 Like stealing the question paper... from the lion's den 1791 002:102:54,881 --> 002:102:55,870 Envelope with the red seal 1792 002:102:56,841 --> 002:103:01,631 He feared that if Raju failed, there'd be another high jump 1793 002:103:04,681 --> 002:103:09,755 We were principled thieves, stealing the paper only for Raju 1794 002:103:10,121 --> 002:103:11,190 We'd sworn we won't even take a peek 1795 002:103:13,801 --> 002:103:15,075 Where's it hidden..... 1796 002:103:15,201 --> 002:103:18,716 We'll grow old searching! Ask Pia 1797 002:103:24,681 --> 002:103:25,796 Pia, your phone 1798 002:103:27,001 --> 002:103:30,118 Mr. Papa-To-Be ! If you say 'All is well', he kicks 1799 002:103:30,201 --> 002:103:30,997 He kicked 1800 002:103:33,361 --> 002:103:34,794 Pia, your phone 1801 002:103:40,401 --> 002:103:41,595 Found it! Rancho 1802 002:103:43,001 --> 002:103:43,956 Hello? 1803 002:104:01,641 --> 002:104:03,791 Quick, photocopy this 1804 002:104:24,121 --> 002:104:24,871 Where was it? 1805 002:104:25,161 --> 002:104:26,116 Put it back 1806 002:104:48,521 --> 002:104:50,477 We're safe ! - Where were you? 1807 002:104:54,881 --> 002:104:56,519 Here - What's this? 1808 002:104:56,841 --> 002:104:57,717 A gift 1809 002:104:58,801 --> 002:105:02,555 Question paper. Virus set it himself, to fail you 1810 002:105:09,841 --> 002:105:11,115 Strange buddies ! 1811 002:105:12,401 --> 002:105:16,792 First teach you to be upright, then offer a path to shame 1812 002:105:18,761 --> 002:105:19,750 No way 1813 002:105:21,281 --> 002:105:22,600 If I pass, it'll be on my own steam 1814 002:105:26,321 --> 002:105:27,436 If I don't, it's still ok 1815 002:105:43,961 --> 002:105:48,318 He'd won us over! I felt like embracing him as family... 1816 002:105:49,201 --> 002:105:51,032 but then I controlled my emotions 1817 002:106:09,361 --> 002:106:12,194 Damn thief - Sir, please, sir 1818 002:106:12,361 --> 002:106:15,433 Rascal - Sorry sir 1819 002:106:15,961 --> 002:106:17,189 Wanted to change the system 1820 002:106:18,841 --> 002:106:23,596 You'll pee on my door - Sir, what're you doing 1821 002:106:25,041 --> 002:106:25,996 Sorry sir 1822 002:106:27,401 --> 002:106:29,198 You are rusticated ! 1823 002:106:29,961 --> 002:106:32,839 If all of you aren't out by morning, I'll call the police 1824 002:106:33,201 --> 002:106:34,520 I will call the police! 1825 002:106:36,921 --> 002:106:37,717 Rascals ! 1826 002:106:38,041 --> 002:106:39,315 Rascals, all of you 1827 002:106:43,161 --> 002:106:45,391 How did he get my office key? 1828 002:106:46,641 --> 002:106:47,994 I gave him the key, Dad 1829 002:106:49,321 --> 002:106:52,961 I wish I'd given this key to my brother... He'd be alive today 1830 002:106:52,961 --> 002:106:53,837 Stop it, Pia 1831 002:106:54,921 --> 002:106:57,640 You think your son fell off a train and died? 1832 002:106:58,161 --> 002:106:59,037 Shut up, Pia 1833 002:106:59,121 --> 002:107:01,316 You decided he'd be an engineer 1834 002:107:01,481 --> 002:107:03,676 Did you ever ask him what he wanted to be? 1835 002:107:04,441 --> 002:107:05,954 You put such pressure on him... 1836 002:107:06,321 --> 002:107:08,516 that he chose death over the entrance exam 1837 002:107:12,601 --> 002:107:13,431 I don't understand... 1838 002:107:14,201 --> 002:107:16,669 Dad, you go to your room 1839 002:107:20,401 --> 002:107:22,676 Pia, don't do this 1840 002:107:25,041 --> 002:107:28,795 He wanted to study Literature, be a writer 1841 002:107:30,961 --> 002:107:33,350 But all he wrote was this suicide note 1842 002:107:33,401 --> 002:107:34,629 Put that away, please 1843 002:107:34,801 --> 002:107:36,393 No more cover-ups ! 1844 002:107:39,641 --> 002:107:42,758 Just once...... 1845 002:107:42,801 --> 002:107:46,350 if you'd said - Don't do Engineering if you don't want to 1846 002:107:47,161 --> 002:107:48,514 just do what your heart is in 1847 002:107:49,921 --> 002:107:51,593 then he'd be alive today 1848 002:107:59,201 --> 002:108:01,192 He didn't commit suicide 1849 002:108:01,881 --> 002:108:02,836 You're right, Dad 1850 002:108:04,321 --> 002:108:05,515 It wasn't suicide... 1851 002:108:07,881 --> 002:108:08,916 It was murder 1852 002:108:24,201 --> 002:108:26,954 Many city roads are completely submerged 1853 002:108:27,001 --> 002:108:28,912 Traffic has come to a standstill 1854 002:108:42,281 --> 002:108:45,956 Dad...... 1855 002:108:47,001 --> 002:108:47,911 Mona? 1856 002:108:51,921 --> 002:108:54,310 Go back, Millimeter. Why're you following us? 1857 002:108:54,841 --> 002:108:57,036 Why? Your pop owns the road? 1858 002:108:57,161 --> 002:108:58,799 Please help, we are desperate here ! 1859 002:108:59,721 --> 002:109:01,518 You can't send an ambulance? 1860 002:109:02,481 --> 002:109:04,312 Get it from another hospital 1861 002:109:04,921 --> 002:109:08,311 The entire city's flooded, sir.. We're helpless 1862 002:109:11,681 --> 002:109:12,909 Mona, you ok? 1863 002:109:13,441 --> 002:109:14,396 Rancho, Pia 1864 002:109:16,681 --> 002:109:20,390 Rancho, you can't reach here. Do as I say 1865 002:109:20,681 --> 002:109:25,357 The water bag has burst 1866 002:109:26,321 --> 002:109:28,755 Disconnected ! Mona 1867 002:109:33,761 --> 002:109:34,716 Mona ! 1868 002:109:38,921 --> 002:109:40,400 Turn on the lights - Where to? 1869 002:109:40,881 --> 002:109:44,669 To the table tennis table - Pia, we're in the common room 1870 002:109:48,481 --> 002:109:50,278 Raju, turn on the web camera 1871 002:109:56,161 --> 002:109:57,276 Where's Mona? Show me 1872 002:109:58,761 --> 002:109:59,671 Hold on 1873 002:200:01,801 --> 002:200:02,631 Here, Pia 1874 002:200:02,921 --> 002:200:05,719 Mona, don't worry. I'm with you 1875 002:200:05,801 --> 002:200:06,756 Pia, I'm dying! 1876 002:200:07,121 --> 002:200:09,635 Rancho, even when there were no hospitals or docs 1877 002:200:09,761 --> 002:200:11,114 babies were delivered 1878 002:200:11,681 --> 002:200:13,911 You all will deliver this baby 1879 002:200:16,481 --> 002:200:17,994 All is well 1880 002:200:18,121 --> 002:200:20,999 How dare you? I'll kill you 1881 002:200:21,121 --> 002:200:23,077 Dad, stay out of this 1882 002:200:24,001 --> 002:200:26,071 Farhan, get towels and scissors 1883 002:200:26,121 --> 002:200:28,510 Millimeter, get clothes clips and hot water 1884 002:200:28,761 --> 002:200:30,194 Rancho, cover Mona 1885 002:200:37,441 --> 002:200:38,920 Mona, try pushing 1886 002:200:39,321 --> 002:200:43,109 Push with all your might 1887 002:200:43,361 --> 002:200:45,670 Stop it! I can't do it 1888 002:200:45,881 --> 002:200:47,633 Rancho, check if there's crowning 1889 002:200:48,521 --> 002:200:49,351 Crowning...? 1890 002:200:50,641 --> 002:200:51,517 Get that diagram 1891 002:200:54,321 --> 002:200:56,960 See if the head is coming out 1892 002:200:59,201 --> 002:201:00,475 Check quickly 1893 002:201:01,201 --> 002:201:02,111 Go ! 1894 002:201:02,761 --> 002:201:05,150 Go, Rancho, go 1895 002:201:12,121 --> 002:201:14,157 No crowning 1896 002:201:14,201 --> 002:201:16,032 Mona, please push 1897 002:201:18,601 --> 002:201:19,431 Mona ! 1898 002:201:22,321 --> 002:201:23,436 She's tired, Pia 1899 002:201:23,841 --> 002:201:27,390 Wake her! If she won't push, it's a big problem 1900 002:201:27,721 --> 002:201:31,350 They need a vacuum cup - Where will they get one? 1901 002:201:31,521 --> 002:201:34,274 What's a vacuum cup? How is it used? 1902 002:201:34,521 --> 002:201:35,351 I'll show you 1903 002:201:38,481 --> 002:201:42,633 If the mother's too fatigued to push, a cup is placed on baby's head 1904 002:201:42,921 --> 002:201:46,550 Suction makes the cup stick to the head... 1905 002:201:47,201 --> 002:201:49,032 and the baby is pulled out 1906 002:201:49,481 --> 002:201:51,597 I can make this - How? 1907 002:201:51,841 --> 002:201:53,593 With a vacuum cleaner - Vacuum cleaner? 1908 002:201:53,641 --> 002:201:54,676 Yes 1909 002:201:54,721 --> 002:201:56,996 That pressure's too high 1910 002:201:57,041 --> 002:201:59,111 I'll control it - D'you have a vacuum cleaner? 1911 002:201:59,161 --> 002:202:00,196 Yes, in my office 1912 002:202:00,601 --> 002:202:03,195 Farhan, rush and get it - Here's the key 1913 002:202:08,961 --> 002:202:12,271 Mona, push 1914 002:202:13,001 --> 002:202:14,480 Oh my God 1915 002:202:15,321 --> 002:202:16,197 What happened? 1916 002:202:20,881 --> 002:202:23,076 Raju, what happened? - The power's gone 1917 002:202:24,001 --> 002:202:25,400 How'll the vacuum work now? 1918 002:202:25,441 --> 002:202:27,909 Farhan, you get the vacuum, I'll get the power. 1919 002:202:27,961 --> 002:202:28,916 How? 1920 002:202:29,561 --> 002:202:30,994 Millimeter, get Virus out 1921 002:202:32,321 --> 002:202:34,881 What nonsense is this ! 1922 002:202:35,081 --> 002:202:38,517 Not this Virus.. My Virus, the inverter 1923 002:202:38,681 --> 002:202:40,512 Get that, quick - Ok 1924 002:202:40,761 --> 002:202:42,831 Raju, wake up the hostel 1925 002:202:43,001 --> 002:202:45,834 Get car batteries, wires, and a vacuum gauge 1926 002:202:48,561 --> 002:202:51,121 Emergency in the common room ! 1927 002:203:20,681 --> 002:203:22,717 Where's Rancho? - Here, sir 1928 002:203:22,961 --> 002:203:25,555 Keep the batteries here ... and the wires 1929 002:203:27,721 --> 002:203:30,793 Raju, switch off everything, connect the inverter to the mains 1930 002:203:35,401 --> 002:203:36,550 Rancho, vacuum cleaner 1931 002:203:37,641 --> 002:203:40,439 Farhan, get your lens cleaner 1932 002:203:40,481 --> 002:203:41,880 Blower? - Yeah, get it 1933 002:203:44,481 --> 002:203:45,470 Rancho, blower 1934 002:203:45,601 --> 002:203:47,557 Good. Fix this to the gauge 1935 002:204:12,881 --> 002:204:14,109 Rancho, I'm done 1936 002:204:16,441 --> 002:204:17,556 All switches off? - Yes 1937 002:204:19,041 --> 002:204:20,599 Hit the table and computer switches 1938 002:204:20,641 --> 002:204:21,471 Ok 1939 002:204:33,641 --> 002:204:34,710 Raju, turn on the computer 1940 002:204:35,081 --> 002:204:36,719 Farhan, here 1941 002:204:38,721 --> 002:204:40,677 Pia, come here quick 1942 002:204:43,041 --> 002:204:44,110 Love you, Rancho 1943 002:204:44,841 --> 002:204:46,752 Farhan, turn it on - Ok 1944 002:204:53,041 --> 002:204:54,997 Pia, how much suction? 1945 002:204:55,361 --> 002:204:56,760 Not more than 0.5 1946 002:204:56,961 --> 002:204:58,917 Farhan, 0.5 - Cover it 1947 002:205:00,401 --> 002:205:01,277 0.5 1948 002:205:03,721 --> 002:205:07,600 Vacuum cleaner baby! Mother of all deliveries 1949 002:205:08,641 --> 002:205:09,437 Farhan, stop 1950 002:205:09,481 --> 002:205:10,277 Ok 1951 002:205:16,521 --> 002:205:17,715 Raju, get on the table 1952 002:205:17,961 --> 002:205:20,998 Push the baby down, like this 1953 002:205:21,161 --> 002:205:22,071 Ok 1954 002:205:23,121 --> 002:205:23,997 Farhan, turn it on 1955 002:205:28,401 --> 002:205:30,631 C'mon, you can do it 1956 002:205:31,721 --> 002:205:34,076 C'mon, push 1957 002:205:38,081 --> 002:205:40,549 Do it for Champ 1958 002:205:40,761 --> 002:205:43,116 C'mon, Mona 1959 002:205:44,761 --> 002:205:46,752 He's coming out! 1960 002:205:48,041 --> 002:205:49,759 You can do it 1961 002:205:50,521 --> 002:205:52,796 Yes Mona, push 1962 002:206:00,321 --> 002:206:01,356 Farhan, turn it off 1963 002:206:01,441 --> 002:206:02,430 Ok, off 1964 002:206:21,881 --> 002:206:23,599 Two clips, cut the umbilical cord 1965 002:206:23,881 --> 002:206:25,997 Farhan, two clips on the cord 1966 002:206:26,681 --> 002:206:28,637 Get scissors - Be careful 1967 002:206:29,801 --> 002:206:31,996 Cut at the center, get a towel 1968 002:206:34,681 --> 002:206:36,911 Pia, he's not crying 1969 002:206:41,001 --> 002:206:43,799 Hey Champ ! 1970 002:206:45,081 --> 002:206:47,436 Rancho, rub his back 1971 002:206:49,601 --> 002:206:51,557 Hey Champ - Come on, Champ 1972 002:206:53,321 --> 002:206:55,357 No, nothing 1973 002:206:55,801 --> 002:206:56,790 Blow air into his mouth 1974 002:207:03,681 --> 002:207:04,477 C'mon, Champ 1975 002:207:09,801 --> 002:207:10,631 No response 1976 002:207:34,001 --> 002:207:37,471 Hush Mona, say - All is well 1977 002:207:42,521 --> 002:207:43,431 He kicked 1978 002:207:44,681 --> 002:207:45,511 What? 1979 002:207:46,361 --> 002:207:47,589 He kicked 1980 002:207:50,921 --> 002:207:52,195 Say - All is well 1981 002:207:53,081 --> 002:208:00,396 All is well 1982 002:208:40,161 --> 002:208:43,392 If Virus had said, 'My grandson will be an engineer' 1983 002:208:43,521 --> 002:208:45,318 I would've broken his jaw 1984 002:208:45,961 --> 002:208:48,680 But when he finally spoke, he stunned us 1985 002:208:48,961 --> 002:208:51,998 What a kick! Wanna be a footballer? 1986 002:208:53,001 --> 002:208:55,913 Be what you want to be 1987 002:209:11,721 --> 002:209:15,475 Wait - I've not finished with you ! 1988 002:209:17,761 --> 002:209:20,195 First day of college, you'd asked me a question... 1989 002:209:20,561 --> 002:209:22,870 Why didn't astronauts use a pencil in space? 1990 002:209:23,601 --> 002:209:25,796 If a pencil tip breaks 1991 002:209:25,961 --> 002:209:31,638 it'd float in zero gravity. Get into eyes, nose, instruments... 1992 002:209:31,761 --> 002:209:33,638 You were wrong 1993 002:209:35,161 --> 002:209:36,958 You cannot be right all the time 1994 002:209:38,961 --> 002:209:39,950 You understand? 1995 002:209:42,281 --> 002:209:43,111 Yes, sir 1996 002:209:44,321 --> 002:209:46,357 This was an important invention 1997 002:209:47,601 --> 002:209:48,590 You understand? 1998 002:209:49,921 --> 002:209:50,751 Yes, sir 1999 002:209:53,121 --> 002:300:02,029 My Director said, 'When you find an extraordinary student.....' 2000 002:300:19,361 --> 002:300:23,639 Go, study! Pass your exams and leave 2001 002:300:32,161 --> 002:300:34,197 And now, Student of the Year... 2002 002:300:34,401 --> 002:300:36,790 Ranchhoddas Shamaldas Chanchad 2003 002:300:53,721 --> 002:300:54,995 Sir, one photo 2004 002:301:11,761 --> 002:301:15,071 I wanted to capture all these memories and take them home 2005 002:301:17,041 --> 002:301:22,195 That day, we hugged, we rejoiced, we cried... 2006 002:301:22,481 --> 002:301:24,073 We vowed that we'd meet at least once a year... 2007 002:301:24,721 --> 002:301:28,031 Who knew then, we were seeing Rancho for the last time 2008 002:302:00,601 --> 002:302:01,511 Untie him 2009 002:302:04,721 --> 002:302:06,552 I'll sue you all in an American court 2010 002:302:20,441 --> 002:302:21,271 Raju 2011 002:302:39,521 --> 002:302:41,432 Only Rancho can create a school like this 2012 002:302:41,961 --> 002:302:42,996 But where is he? 2013 002:302:47,281 --> 002:302:48,475 Don't pee here 2014 002:302:49,521 --> 002:302:51,079 Go away creatures 2015 002:302:51,441 --> 002:302:54,399 Don't pee here - I'll smack you 2016 002:303:11,441 --> 002:303:13,557 Bingo! He cannot be far 2017 002:303:24,561 --> 002:303:26,756 Excuse me, where is Ranchhoddas? 2018 002:303:26,881 --> 002:303:28,792 He's not Ranchhoddas ! - Rancho... 2019 002:303:28,881 --> 002:303:30,997 Chhote...... Dammit, what's his name? 2020 002:303:31,121 --> 002:303:33,715 Calm down. Come with me 2021 002:303:36,081 --> 002:303:36,957 Where's he? - Rancho 2022 002:303:44,041 --> 002:303:47,078 Farhan, he's read all your books 2023 002:303:53,121 --> 002:303:58,912 Raju, he reads your blog everyday. Proudly shares it with the kids 2024 002:304:02,281 --> 002:304:05,637 Remember your helmet, Pia? It was stolen... 2025 002:304:07,481 --> 002:304:10,553 Who are you? How do you know us? 2026 002:304:10,801 --> 002:304:12,792 Didn't you recognize me? - No 2027 002:304:13,681 --> 002:304:17,515 How would you? Millimeter is now Centimeter 2028 002:304:22,361 --> 002:304:26,673 Not Centimeter, you're Kilometer 2029 002:304:27,481 --> 002:304:28,436 How did you get here? 2030 002:304:28,521 --> 002:304:31,638 I got a letter with a train ticket inside 2031 002:304:31,881 --> 002:304:35,476 It said - 'Miss being in school? Catch this train'...... I did 2032 002:304:37,001 --> 002:304:38,070 That rascal Rancho! 2033 002:304:42,081 --> 002:304:43,036 Where is that idiot? 2034 002:304:53,761 --> 002:304:55,592 Dorje, you fly it 2035 002:305:09,961 --> 002:305:15,194 Every night you ride into my dreams on a scooter, dressed as a bride 2036 002:305:16,121 --> 002:305:18,316 Instead of a veil, you lift your helmet 2037 002:305:18,921 --> 002:305:21,560 and come close to kiss me 2038 002:305:25,001 --> 002:305:26,195 Couldn't you tell me before leaving? 2039 002:305:28,441 --> 002:305:29,191 No 2040 002:305:30,961 --> 002:305:31,837 Sorry 2041 002:305:32,201 --> 002:305:32,997 Did you marry? 2042 002:305:33,561 --> 002:305:37,634 What? No 2043 002:305:38,561 --> 002:305:41,075 You? - Almost..... Idiot 2044 002:305:48,361 --> 002:305:49,191 So? 2045 002:305:50,601 --> 002:305:51,556 So what? 2046 002:305:52,041 --> 002:305:53,315 Do you love someone? 2047 002:305:57,561 --> 002:305:58,357 Yes 2048 002:306:04,161 --> 002:306:04,991 Who? 2049 002:306:06,201 --> 002:306:07,077 You 2050 002:306:31,761 --> 002:306:34,833 See, the noses don't collide, stupid 2051 002:306:36,001 --> 002:306:36,797 That's right! 2052 002:306:37,041 --> 002:306:38,110 Rancho 2053 002:306:39,561 --> 002:306:40,391 Hi...... Farhan ! 2054 002:306:40,561 --> 002:306:42,597 Screw your 'Hi' 2055 002:306:43,001 --> 002:306:47,552 Hey, listen to me...... - No, you listen to me 2056 002:306:47,721 --> 002:306:49,916 I can explain everything 2057 002:306:50,961 --> 002:306:51,791 Hi...... Raju ! 2058 002:306:55,081 --> 002:306:56,230 How we hunted for you ! 2059 002:306:56,441 --> 002:307:00,400 Didn't have a coin for one phone call? 2060 002:307:02,361 --> 002:307:04,556 Add a couple from me too 2061 002:307:05,081 --> 002:307:10,075 Rascal, scoundrel - Let him go now 2062 002:307:10,201 --> 002:307:11,111 Ok ok, enough 2063 002:307:12,401 --> 002:307:14,119 On your feet, c'mon 2064 002:307:42,921 --> 002:307:44,593 Having fun, idiots? 2065 002:307:44,841 --> 002:307:46,638 Hey... Hi Chatur 2066 002:307:46,921 --> 002:307:51,790 Ranchhoddas Chanchad.. How do you do, Mr.. Teacher? 2067 002:307:52,201 --> 002:307:58,720 Wow, you're a teacher in a village - A for Apple, B for Ball... 2068 002:308:00,561 --> 002:308:05,112 Our trains left together. But yours traveled in reverse... 2069 002:308:05,641 --> 002:308:08,439 from engineer to primary teacher 2070 002:308:10,521 --> 002:308:13,319 What's your salary, Chanchad? 5000 /-? 2071 002:308:13,681 --> 002:308:15,399 For me that's $ 100 2072 002:308:15,801 --> 002:308:19,077 My son's pocket money is more than your salary 2073 002:308:19,201 --> 002:308:21,920 Cut the crap - Crap is what he gave us 2074 002:308:22,081 --> 002:308:26,950 Wanted to change the education system, change the world 2075 002:308:27,161 --> 002:308:29,959 Finally what does he change? Kids' diapers 2076 002:308:30,081 --> 002:308:31,434 You gonna break his jaw or should I? 2077 002:308:31,601 --> 002:308:32,477 Just relax 2078 002:308:32,561 --> 002:308:39,080 Remember I'd said one day you'd cry and I'd laugh? 2079 002:308:40,681 --> 002:308:47,200 Sign here.. Accept - You lost, I won ! 2080 002:308:47,441 --> 002:308:50,353 'Declaration of Defeat' ! Unbelievable, man 2081 002:308:50,521 --> 002:308:52,512 Chatur - Crazy guy 2082 002:308:54,201 --> 002:308:58,399 Hey, this is Virus's pen ! You pinched it? 2083 002:308:58,801 --> 002:309:00,154 Forget it, man 2084 002:309:00,801 --> 002:309:04,350 This is for winners, not losers 2085 002:309:05,401 --> 002:309:12,113 If your school ever needs help, call my assistant for a donation 2086 002:309:14,161 --> 002:309:16,880 A for Apple, B for Ball... 2087 002:309:18,321 --> 002:309:20,994 He hasn't changed at all! - Ignore him 2088 002:309:21,121 --> 002:309:22,554 He's full of crap 2089 002:309:22,881 --> 002:309:27,113 Good news is your name isn't Ranchhoddas Chanchad 2090 002:309:27,481 --> 002:309:31,360 Imagine, after marriage, I'm Pia Chanchad - Yuck! 2091 002:309:32,081 --> 002:309:33,514 By the way, what is your real name? 2092 002:309:34,321 --> 002:309:35,197 Phunsukh Wangdu 2093 002:309:35,961 --> 002:309:36,837 Wangdu? 2094 002:309:37,001 --> 002:309:37,831 Pia Wangdu ! 2095 002:309:38,481 --> 002:309:40,153 You mean you're a scientist? 2096 002:309:40,361 --> 002:309:41,635 You have 400 patents? 2097 002:309:41,761 --> 002:309:43,558 I won't change my name after marriage 2098 002:309:43,601 --> 002:309:45,159 You mean you're Chatur's Wangdu? 2099 002:309:45,201 --> 002:309:47,351 It's you the Japanese are wooing? 2100 002:309:47,401 --> 002:309:48,277 I don't like Wangdu 2101 002:309:48,841 --> 002:309:50,957 Are you a scientist or a teacher? 2102 002:309:51,361 --> 002:309:53,192 Scientist, but I also teach children 2103 002:309:53,281 --> 002:309:55,317 So you are THE Phunsukh Wangdu? 2104 002:309:55,361 --> 002:309:56,476 Yes, yes ! 2105 002:309:57,681 --> 002:400:00,479 Hey Silencer - Hey Chatur, come back 2106 002:400:01,681 --> 002:400:02,750 Take that 2107 002:400:04,201 --> 002:400:06,431 Wait, I'll stop him 2108 002:400:14,001 --> 002:400:17,471 Mr. Wangdu, I can't believe it's you 2109 002:400:17,961 --> 002:400:19,155 I'm sorry, Mr.. Chatur 2110 002:400:19,201 --> 002:400:21,476 I can't sign the deal with your company 2111 002:400:21,961 --> 002:400:23,917 What sir? Why sir? 2112 002:400:24,121 --> 002:400:26,840 How do I sign, man? You took my pen 2113 002:400:28,641 --> 002:400:30,552 What pen, sir? I didn't get you...... 2114 002:400:30,881 --> 002:400:34,920 The one in your hand - Virus's pen 2115 002:400:38,281 --> 002:400:39,714 Mr. Wangdu...? 2116 002:400:39,881 --> 002:400:41,030 Yes, Chatur? 2117 002:400:41,801 --> 002:400:43,712 A for Apple, B for Ball is...... 2118 002:400:46,721 --> 002:400:48,313 .... S for Screwed 2119 002:400:55,161 --> 002:400:59,120 You got me, Rancho - I mean, Mr.. Wangdu 2120 002:400:59,481 --> 002:401:01,039 Totally floored me. Good one 2121 002:401:01,681 --> 002:401:05,799 I hope our personal problems won't affect this deal 2122 002:401:05,961 --> 002:401:09,033 Hey Chatur - take that 2123 002:401:09,641 --> 002:401:11,552 I was just joking, man 2124 002:401:11,921 --> 002:401:15,630 Deep down, I knew you'd do great things 2125 002:401:16,601 --> 002:401:18,319 You're fibbing 2126 002:401:18,401 --> 002:401:20,278 No, really, I swear 2127 002:401:20,361 --> 002:401:22,272 Rancho - 100, Chatur - 0 2128 002:401:22,641 --> 002:401:24,871 You win, I lose. You don't believe me? 2129 002:401:26,201 --> 002:401:27,554 Beware of farts 2130 002:401:27,601 --> 002:401:31,719 Your Majesty, thou art great. Accept this humble offering 2131 002:401:31,801 --> 002:401:34,076 Free advice, Mr.. Wangdu - Run for your life ! 2132 002:401:37,641 --> 002:401:41,554 Rancho, I'll lose my job, man. I have small kids... 2133 002:401:42,481 --> 002:401:44,915 His Holiness Guru Ranchhoddas had correctly stated 2134 002:401:45,121 --> 002:401:49,990 - Follow Excellence... Success will chase you, pants down -=DDR=-